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*RELATIVES*
“alexander vengerovsky”
(watchung hills class of 2003)
(we took an chemistry AP class together my senior year)
(fan of the joga page)
“RAYMOND KENWELL”
(father of alexander kenwell)
(norwegian banker)
MARIA KENWELL
ALLEGRA KENWELL
JENNA SKOLLER
allegra kenwell’s fellow gymnast…
westfield class of 2007
ALISON FERNANDEZ
(allegra is 4 years younger)
(emily never quite warmed up to her)
(though they ended up @ villanova together…)
i had a crush on allegra around age 9…
(when paul’s mother died)
(paul and i competed for her affection)
(he played the charity case / i played the alpha male)
(she was 5 years old then!)
(so did mister blust!)
(no wonder he was so harsh on male students…)
(he viewed them as his “competition”…)
(i remember one school assembly where he harshly told me to quiet down)
(he wasn’t even my teacher!)
(analogous to the harshness of holmes when i used one of the taxpayer-funded “practice rooms” for a talent show rehearsal during lunch hour)
(i ended up being able to eat my lasagna in his office after mark + paul vouched for me)
(lewis black will play mister blust in our film)
(calling allegra “legs”…)
(and flirting with all the 11-year-old female students)
(and being caught by kelli reagan masturbating with rubber bands in the classroom bathroom)
(how comfy-cozy were those classrooms when we were cleaning computers?)
(they stretched her out and she became a gymnast)
(now she’s a nutcase)
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OLIVIA KENWELL
(i’d only fuck both the kenwell sisters at once)
(olivia is 7 years younger)
(then came olivia)
(the ‘singer’)
(‘boston conservatory’)
(can’t beat harvard!!!)
i invited olivia to be a guest performer @ my june 2010 watchung arts center show…
(olivia ‘has another job’)
(“trying to get out of it”)
(will call me tonight…)
(never did)
SA + SONS
“ARTURO SA”
*willfully ignorant*
(born 27 november 1946)
(lives in basking ridge NJ)
(from cardanha braganca portugal)
“trying to do more sailing”
(skipper in the bronx)
(maria kenwell’s eldest brother)
(the proverbial “black sheep” of the family)
(his son thomas is my age)
(his wife passed away)
JANUARY 2016:
(we became fb friends)
(asked him to like my music page)
(no responde)
(…that’s OK)
ANTHONY SA
MARIA SA
ALFRED SA
“LAURIE SA”
“MARIA SA”
“CHRISTINA SA”
“AJ SA”
“ERIC SA”
*willfully ignorant*
(born 3 december 1994)
(908)295-5500
(seton hall preparatory school)
(class of 2013)
(rutgers class of 2017)
(former midfielder @ new york red bulls)
(professional soccer player)
eric sa is champ all over again?
(he seems to respect me)
(grew out his hair like me)
(i’m better looking than him though)
*willfully ignorant*
(asked him to like the page on 20 january 2016)
(he saw the message)
(no response)
“al laurie sa”
(born 22 january 1961)
(works @ johnson + johnson?)
(thought he was head of sa + sons)
(met when laurie was 16 and al was 19)
(at a rutgers party?)
(when al sa allegedly benchpressed 300+ lbs?)
(and was a soccer star?)
(before he tore his pec while benchpressing)
alfred sa is the baby of the family…
(he married “lauren”)
*willfully ignorant*
(born 1 december 1983)
(lives in watchung NJ)
(works @ sa + sons construction)
(married to jennifer)
(i was not invited to the wedding)
(the rest of the family was)
(same with allegra’s wedding)
norwegian name?
(908)625-6841
akenwell@yahoo.com
(VV class of 1998)
(oratory prep class of 2002)
(didn’t accept my fb friend request)
alexander (the ‘not so great’) was a kindergarten enemy
(though we never had much contact)
(was he with bove or eberle???)
by second grade, his mother had infiltrated the old lady’s consciousness and he became my first forced friend…
i was finally rid of him when he went to oratory preparatory high school…
(missus hartman said leah would never go for alex)
(but ray buys his lies)
(and reminiscing with mother about our family trips?)
(said he thought we should stay longer)
(and joseph is paying attention to it all)
(of course i’m totally unmentioned when it comes to leah)
“ALEXANDER RODRIGUEZ”
(yankees third baseman)
(alex rodriguez hits 600th home run)
(jeter hugs him first)
(35 years old)
(youngest to reach this milestone)
(he almost choked)
*FICTIONAL ALEXANDERS*
*SONGS FOR ALEXANDER*
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(etymologically, the name is derived from the greek Ἀλέξανδρος (Aléxandros), meaning “defender of the people” or “defending men” and also, “protector of men”, a compound of the verb ἀλέξειν alexein, “to ward off, to avert, to defend” and the noun ἀνήρ anēr, “man” (GEN ἀνδρόςandros))
(it is an example of the widespread motif of greek (or indo-european more generally) names expressing “battle-prowess”, in this case the ability to withstand or push back an enemy battle line)
(the earliest attested form of the name is the mycenaean greek feminine anthroponym 𐀀𐀩𐀏𐀭𐀅𐀨, a-re-ka-sa-da-ra (transcribed as alexandra), written in the Linear B syllabic script)
(the name was one of the titles (“epithets”) given to the greek goddess hera and as such is usually taken to mean “one who comes to save warriors”)
(in the “iliad”, the character “paris” is known also as “alexander”)
(the name’s popularity was spread throughout the greek world by the military conquests of king alexander III, commonly known as “alexander the great”)
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(most later ‘alexanders’ in various countries were directly (or indirectly) named for him)
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👈👈👈☜*’MALE FIRST NAMES’* ☞ 👉👉👉
*BEGINNING IN ‘A’*
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💕💝💖💓🖤💙🖤💙🖤💙🖤❤️💚💛🧡❣️💞💔💘❣️🧡💛💚❤️🖤💜🖤💙🖤💙🖤💗💖💝💘
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*🌈✨ *TABLE OF CONTENTS* ✨🌷*
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*we won the war* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥