-as of [10 OCTOBER 2025]-
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(as recited by a ‘resurrected george carlin’:)
(reference his “football / baseball” routine)
(why is that funny?)
(it was ‘clever’ mind you)
(but i find all sports ridiculous)
(and ‘baseball players’ are probably just as ‘tough’ as ‘football players’)
(they just have to have way more ‘coordination’)
(no run for big dumb linemen’)
a boozer goes out…
(a stoner stays in)
a boozer bangs broads…
(a stoner jerks off)
a boozer plays shows…
(a stoner records)
a boozer has friends…
(🙁…poor stoner’s alone…🙁)
(ignore your boner!)
and leave me alone!
lead me along!
i wanna be both…
the ‘casino’…
….and finally when my ‘luck runs out’…
,,,the ever-present ‘computer’…
…”OK COMPUTER”…
that ‘does it’!
(don’t do it for me!)
(‘i call police!’)
(sings frantic asian woman at the counter)
(i was ‘straight edge’ until ‘age 18’)
(a ‘recreational boozer’ from ‘age 19’ – ‘age 21’)
(“the college years”)
(a full-fledged ‘stoner’ from ~ ‘age 22’ to ~ ‘age 27’)
(“the basement years”)
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👈👈👈☜*“PSYCHO-ACTIVE ESSAYS”* ☞ 👉👉👉
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*🌈✨ *TABLE OF CONTENTS* ✨🌷*
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*we won the war* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥