*12 november 2014*
(ate a ‘beefaroni’ for lunch)
*3 november 2014*
(cheryl buys me chef boyardee microwaveable bowls)
(i’m a 30-year-old manboy being fed ‘chef boyardee’ by his mother)
(i ate my last two bowls last night when i realized i couldn’t progress any further on “daniel poon”)
(i was stoned)
(now i’ll have big shits all day)