“chef boyardee journals”

*12 november 2014*

(ate a ‘beefaroni’ for lunch)

*3 november 2014*

(cheryl buys me chef boyardee microwaveable bowls)

(i’m a 30-year-old manboy being fed ‘chef boyardee’ by his mother)

(i ate my last two bowls last night when i realized i couldn’t progress any further on “daniel poon”)

(i was stoned)

(now i’ll have big shits all day)