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-[LAUREL] + [HARDY]-
(1927 – 1955)
(’28 years’)
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GROUCHO MARX
julius henry marx
(1890 – 1977)
LENNY BRUCE
(1925 – 1966)
(lenny bruce was crucified by the censors)
(jewish comedian from the 1950s)
(hero of george carlin and the beatles)
MEL BROOKS
JIM CARREY
(born 1962)
“ace ventura pet detective”
(1994)
JAY MOHR
i slept until 4pm today (listening to jay mohr’s podcast on repeat)…my smoker’s cough is back…i’m about to venture to the shopping center for more booze (i should also inquire about jobs!)…
my lower back hurts (especially when i sneeze and cough)…
once again, i’m ignoring personal hygiene…
wee georgie wood
(born in jarrow)
(17 December 1894 – 19 February 1979)
British actor and comedian who appeared in films[1], plays and music hall revues. Wood, who was a midget, worked most his professional life in the guise of a child, appearing in comic and sentimental sketches. He also wrote a column in the weekly The Stage newspaper. He was a stalwart of the Savage Club.
Wood, who, when fully grown, was 4ft 9ins started his long music-hall and variety career at the age of five. Discovering that she had found her own home-made Eldorado, his mother managed his life off and on stage. Wood continued performing for over 50 years and was considered to have been one of the most successful pantomime stars of his era.
Wood was awarded the OBE for services to the entertainment industry in the King’s Birthday Honours List, which was announced on June 24, 1946
chales hawtrey
george frederick joffre hartree
(30 November 1914 – 27 October 1988)
(english comedian)
Beginning at a young age as a boy soprano, he made several records before moving on to the wireless. His later career encompassed the theatre (as both actor and director), the cinema (where he regularly appeared supporting Will Hay in the 1930s and 40s in films such as The Ghost of St Michaels), through the Carry On films, and television
rodney dangerfield
(1921 – 2004)
(circa 1978)
(jewish)
joan rivers
(jewish)
(born 1933)
alberto olmedo
(argentine comedian)
(1933 – 1988)
(died @ age 55)
(fell from his 11th story apartment balcony)
richard pryor
(1940 – 2005)
(funny how squares now use richard pryor’s ‘cocaine’s a hell of a drug’)
richard belzer
(born 1944)
(jew)
howard stern
(born 12 january 1954)
(jew)
(radio host)
(‘king of all media’)
gilbert gottfried
(born 1955)
(jewish comedian)
bill maher
(born 1956)
(born in new york city)
(raised in rivervale / pascack high school?)
(Montvale NJ?)
(graduated from cornell?)
(avowed atheist / renowned religion basher)
(against organized religion)
(half irish / half jewish)
(started out as standup comedian / actor)
(likened US military to cowards for lobbing cruise missiles from 2000 miles away)
(that really just means we’re more sophisticated)
(and agreed with CONSERVATIVE commentator dinesh d’souza that 9/11 terrorists weren’t cowards)
(suicide bombers / kamikaze pilots are opposite of cowardly)
(however destructive they may be)
(this was in 2002 on ABC ‘politically incorrect’)
(which first aired on ‘comedy central’)
(ABC didn’t renew his contract in 2003)
(HBO ‘real time with bill maher’)
(great show!)
(I should’ve been watching since 2003)
(unmarried)
(swinger?)
(dates playmates?)
(smokes marijuana)
(reminds me of hugh hefner)
(because I once saw him host a VH1 countdown with a really hot blonde playmate)
(heather kozar?)
(or maybe multiple blonde playmates)
(and dates black chicks)
(who are also really smart/sophisticated)
(that’s the way to go!)
jon stewart
(born 1962)
(jew)
john leguizamo
(born 1964)
(“colombian-american”)
nardwuar the human serviette
(born 1968)
Canadian celebrity interviewer and musician.
Born John Ruskin, he legally changed his name in 1986. His interview style is eccentric and will often confuse or anger his interviewees, although others will play along. He has also attended press conferences to ask surreal questions. As a musician, he is the lead singer and keyboardist for The Evaporators and has contributed to the UNICEF benefit song “Do They Know It’s Hallowe’en?”
mo rocca
(born 1969)
(“colombian-american”)
(i shared his dorm room)
daniel tosh
(host of E! television show “tosh o”)
(born 1975)
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“GROUCHO MARX”
“LENNY BRUCE”
“MEL BROOKS”
“JIM CARREY”
“JAY MOHR”
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chales hawtrey
george frederick joffre hartree
(30 November 1914 – 27 October 1988)
(english comedian)
Beginning at a young age as a boy soprano, he made several records before moving on to the wireless.
His later career encompassed the theatre (as both actor and director), the cinema (where he regularly appeared supporting Will Hay in the 1930s and 40s in films such as The Ghost of St Michaels), through the Carry On films, and television
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rodney dangerfield
(1921 – 2004)
(circa 1978)
(jewish)
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joan rivers
(jewish)
(born 1933)
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alberto olmedo
(argentine comedian)
(1933 – 1988)
(died @ age 55)
(fell from his 11th story apartment balcony)
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richard pryor
(1940 – 2005)
(funny how squares now use richard pryor’s ‘cocaine’s a hell of a drug’)
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richard belzer
(born 1944)
(jew)
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howard stern
(born 12 january 1954)
(jew)
(radio host)
(‘king of all media’)
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gilbert gottfried
(born 1955)
(jewish comedian)
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bill maher
(born 1956)
(born in new york city)
(raised in rivervale / pascack high school?)
(Montvale NJ?)
(graduated from cornell?)
(avowed atheist / renowned religion basher)
(against organized religion)
(half irish / half jewish)
(started out as standup comedian / actor)
(likened US military to cowards for lobbing cruise missiles from 2000 miles away)
(that really just means we’re more sophisticated)
(and agreed with CONSERVATIVE commentator dinesh d’souza that 9/11 terrorists weren’t cowards)
(suicide bombers / kamikaze pilots are opposite of cowardly)
(however destructive they may be)
(this was in 2002 on ABC ‘politically incorrect’)
(which first aired on ‘comedy central’)
(ABC didn’t renew his contract in 2003)
(HBO ‘real time with bill maher’)
(great show!)
(I should’ve been watching since 2003)
(unmarried)
(swinger?)
(dates playmates?)
(smokes marijuana)
(reminds me of hugh hefner)
(because I once saw him host a VH1 countdown with a really hot blonde playmate)
(heather kozar?)
(or maybe multiple blonde playmates)
(and dates black chicks)
(who are also really smart/sophisticated)
(that’s the way to go!)
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jon stewart
(born 1962)
(jew)
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john leguizamo
(born 1964)
(“colombian-american”)
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nardwuar the human serviette
(born 1968)
Canadian celebrity interviewer and musician. Born John Ruskin, he legally changed his name in 1986. His interview style is eccentric and will often confuse or anger his interviewees, although others will play along. He has also attended press conferences to ask surreal questions. As a musician, he is the lead singer and keyboardist for The Evaporators and has contributed to the UNICEF benefit song “Do They Know It’s Hallowe’en?”
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mo rocca
(born 1969)
(“colombian-american”)
(i shared his dorm room)
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‘daniel tosh‘
(host of E! television show “tosh o”)
(born ‘1975’)
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