-as of [24 OCTOBER 2024]–
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i used to be such a clean kid.
i really did shower everyday.
i was fastidious in my grooming habits.
nowadays i find showering a waste of time.
when i was living in brick, i was too grossed out by the communal shower to ever use it.
i only ventured in it when it was extremely necessary.
i’d go for a week or longer without showering but it didn’t seem to affect me much.
i’d take a shower whenever i made it out to bally total fitness (which wasn’t very often).
and i’d wear flip-flops in the shower.
my mother eventually bought me a pair of flip-flops at my request.
i recalled that the old man showered with us as young children…
i can only imagine what he did with emily…
he claimed to only take baths as a child straight through to his collegiate years…
just like his father before him…
he was fixated on controlling my shower schedules…
as soon as i’d arrive home from his sports games, he’d nag me straight into the shower…
i vowed not to shower during the entire duration of the “48 hours”…
MAYBE i’d change my clothes (out of sheer consideration for the other “clients”)…
i’d at least brush my teeth…
mostly i planned on farting and masturbating all weekend long (just like jail)…
some prefer their showers at night and some prefer their showers in the morning.
as a child, i’d usually take my showers at night (just like dear dad).
as i grew older, i preferred to take showers in the morning.
i like to work up a sweat before a shower (or i feel i don’t quite deserve it)…
mark agrees with me on this point.
so even in my unemployed days (which are still ongoing), i’d run laps ’round the family tennis court in the middle of the night and then enjoy a hearty shower.
then i’d fire up the vaporizer and revel in utter bliss @ 3am on a weeknight (the endorphins and the dope creating the healthiest of highs)
i’d often feel guilty about showering in the middle of the night, fearing i’d wake up the other inhabitants of the house.
i liked it most when i had the house to myself.
during my school + working days, i took showers in the morning as part of the general regimen.
they were meant to “wake you up”.
if i didn’t shower before the school/work day, i wouldn’t perform as well.
during the course of 2012, i’d often go over a week without a proper shower…
i’d only shower when i summoned the energy to bike over to bally total fitness.
even on my 2-week Philmont adventure i showered midway through the trip.
even in jail i showered nearly every night (the other inmates demanded it of me…
i musta really started to reek!
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*TOWELS*
blue towels
(tied around the waist…)
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