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(i enrolled in ‘september 2002’)
(i was placed in ‘thayer hall’)
(with a cambridge roommate named “brendan malone”)
(a walk-on fullback for the harvard football team)
(i knew many classmates from governor’s school)
(megan leahey also landed in thayer hall)
(the old man noted that she seemed into me as i was moving in)
(but i was more interested in her big-tittied roommate liz)
(i tried out for the freshman talent show and made the cut)
(an outdoor performance in front of the entire freshman class)
(i went up there in a wifebeater to show off my muscles)
(and tried my best to play van halen’s “eruption”)
(that was a silly endeavor)
(my gibson les paul studio through a crate amp)
(i foolishly told the soundman not to mic my amp when he offered to)
(because i’d never mic’ed the amp before)
(and so nobody could hear me)
(james fisher achieved acoustic heartthrob status that night)
(he looked like tom cruise)
(meg kept raving about him)
(i suspected she was trying to make me jealous)
(and then “the blanks” made their debut performance to close the show)
(with a stupid punk-rock version of “when doves cry”)
(but at least they had drums / bass / 2 electric guitars going for them right off the bat)
(i’d take awkward late-night walks with meg + brendan)
(tried to push off meg (and liz) to brendan)
(he was way too awkward to take the bait)
(megan was way too plain for me)
(like a turkey sandwich)
(not like gabrielle)
(she’s more like a succulent ham)
(“pig meat”)
(she told me that a take-out meal lasts her two days)
(only because she spends all her money on drugs!)
“SPRING 2003” –>
(i joined a blocking group of 8)
(most were members of the ‘harvard football team’)
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*👨🔬🕵️♀️🙇♀️*SKETCHES*🙇♂️👩🔬🕵️♂️*
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👈👈👈☜*”HARVARD JOURNALS”* ☞ 👉👉👉
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💕💝💖💓🖤💙🖤💙🖤💙🖤❤️💚💛🧡❣️💞💔💘❣️🧡💛💚❤️🖤💜🖤💙🖤💙🖤💗💖💝💘
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*🌈✨ *TABLE OF CONTENTS* ✨🌷*
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*we won the war* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥