(born 23 august 1970)
“jon ferguson cox”
(*cue jay mohr performing to a crowd of 92*)
(as he is forced to lick david lee roth’s feet as diamond dave giggles!)
that’s up to my ego…
that’s me and my ego
which way would we go…amigo…
i don’t know..
that’s up to my hero…
pretend to play
pretend to say
pretend it never ends…
it’s the only way they’ll ever learn…
it’s all they’ll ever need to know…
let it go…
(no more jay!)
(fat adam bombs!)