lucky dogs

(i find “lucky dog” porn to be incredibly stimulating)

(i’ve often thought about starting my own porn company featuring unsuspecting old men and overwhelmingly hot young chicks)

1 midnight prowl

http://www.midnightprowl.com/

although this would bring me unending (though wholly vicarious) sexual satisfaction (and lots of $$$), i’d also be playing right into the hands of the dirty old men (my lifelong sworn enemies)…i’d only end up rewiring the sexual norms of our society so that i (and all young men) wouldn’t be able to score the hot young girls in the end…

(it’d damn us all to eternal sexual frustration)