*manhattan*
(beginning in ‘april 2007’)
(212)363-4600
(i joined a manhattan “new york sports club” in ‘spring 2007’)
(it was across the street (‘water street’) from the ‘BGC Partners’ building where i worked)
i got a discounted rate through the company…
i had sporadic weightlifting sessions but i mostly used the treadmill…
i’d run to work from my east village apartment every morning (~3 miles) and then shower at the gym before reporting to the desk @ 7:15am sharp…
i started using the sauna after being hired @ JPMorganChase…
i wanted to sweat all the dope out of my body before the “drug test”…
then some black fag started hitting on me and i never returned to the sauna again…
there’s a new york sports club @ the princeton shopping center…upon moving to princeton, i applied for a job as a fitness trainer…the manager was a sexy big-tittied young blonde…she said i’d need to be “certified” in the proper way first…and i couldn’t afford the certification process…i asked if i could be hired in any other capacity…she told me there were no openings…(some fat old german dude was working the front desk much like the fat old fag @ bally in brick)…
my housemate christopher was a member of the new york sports club…right next door to the hardware store where he worked…he gave (the thoroughly out-of-shape) john the drunk two free week passes to the gym…john the drunk gave me one of them…he wants to go there and steal towels…
(i should go to the gym this week just to catch a glimpse of the big-tittied indian “riddhi” (and perhaps get in shape as well))
(maybe i’ll land a job there)
i joined a manhattan new york sports club in spring 2007…it was across the street (water street) from the BGC Partners building where i worked…i got a discounted rate through the company…i had sporadic weightlifting sessions but i mostly used the treadmill…i’d run to work from my east village apartment every morning (~3 miles) and then shower at the gym before reporting to the desk @ 7:15am sharp…i started using the sauna after being hired @ JPMorganChase…i wanted to sweat all the dope out of my body before the “drug test”…then some black fag started hitting on me and i never returned to the sauna again…
there’s a new york sports club @ the princeton shopping center…upon moving to princeton, i applied for a job as a fitness trainer…the manager was a sexy big-tittied young blonde…she said i’d need to be “certified” in the proper way first…and i couldn’t afford the certification process…i asked if i could be hired in any other capacity…she told me there were no openings…(some fat old german dude was working the front desk much like the fat old fag @ bally in brick)…
my housemate christopher was a member of the new york sports club…right next door to the hardware store where he worked…he gave (the thoroughly out-of-shape) john the drunk two free week passes to the gym…john the drunk gave me one of them…
he wants to go there and steal towels…
i should go to the gym this week just to catch a glimpse of the big-tittied indian “riddhi”
(and perhaps get in shape as well)…
maybe i’ll land a job there…
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