(the old man set me up with a solo gig in october 2005)
(because he was investigating my mother’s past)
(and richard the drunk was known to frequent the spot)
(i also met a gaybird who purported to be the CEO of j. crew)
(i brought the PA system / acoustic / electric guitar)
(learned the top 20 songs on the VH1 “best songs of rock”)
(the old man reported that a family who was dining was “goofing on me” at the beginning)
(but then started liking me when i played “american pie”)
(leave it to him to ruin a moment)
(vincent lordi came out with his family)
(closed the set with “DWI”)
(T and carol came out)
(i believe i made some money that night)