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“18 + COUNTING!*
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#1
(beginning ‘january 2012’)
(when i was 27 years old)
(because i slapped my old man in a scuffle)
(for which i was arrested and charged with “simple assault”!)
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#2
chadwick beach island home
(for same said incident)
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#3
roberta crowley home
(after living with her for a few weeks in 2012 she discovered i was drinking alcohol against her wishes)
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#4
anthony gatti home
(because i insulted “uncle tony” in 2010)
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#5
james crowley home
(because he thinks i drink + smoke too much)
(and he’s “too busy” with the kids)
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#6
john the drunk home
(because our drinking binges “frighten” the other tenants)
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#7
dorothy home
(because she signed an illegal lease with me and feared the consequences)
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#8
dablan home
(because i couldn’t afford the rent)
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#9
damkani home
(because i couldn’t afford the rent)
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#10
emma wolin home
(because of our bitter breakup)
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#11
michael anthony apartment
(because i don’t pay rent and he has two other roommates in close quarters)
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#12
emilia apartment
(because we haven’t spoken to each other since i slapped her old man)
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#13
blumberg home
(because of my public intoxication arrest in austin)
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#14
malchow home
(because of my simple assault arrest)
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#15
rolland home
(ostensibly because their grandfather was staying with them)
(really because i showed up to their house in a rage after finding out i wasn’t allowed to stay overnight in watchung)
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#16
rolland colorado apartments
(because they fear freeloaders)
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#17
“ingrassia home”
(because he has 3 small children)
(and i’m sure his wife wouldn’t approve)
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#18
“fragnito home”
(because the old man doesn’t want me sleeping over)
(and he thinks i use roboray for rides)
(there’s gotta be more reasons)
(because i only visit ‘roboray’ when we’re playing shows that i book?)
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*🌈✨ *TABLE OF CONTENTS* ✨🌷*
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*we won the war* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥