*4 march 2010* - -KINGDOM OF JOGA-

(emily turns ’21’)

(i slept on christina sa’s college dorm couch last night)

(i was not invited)

i spilled a snapple on her rug.

it probably left a permanent stain. i didn’t leave a note or even attempt to clean it up for that matter. i just threw out the bottle (in the trash can) and just kinda left. but hey, i bought her a shot a day late for her 21^st birthday. not many guys can claim that…)

the big girl was kinda condescending

sitting on a purple seat (reserved for royalty) as they played kings

*felt like alice in wonderland in reverse*

chatting with stephanie bono about forming some new-age native american tribe as we crossed an orthopedic parking lot to get to the bar. I told her she looked irish. she wasn’t. she was actually italian, french, and native american.

joking with her about a ‘p party’

gabby was a franklin + marshall gymnast from westfield. she hurt her back. people said she looked like uma thurman.

if you get nasty enough with ugly girls, they won’t cockblock you. they’ll beg you to be their friends.

felt great to call that blonde a cunt. I don’t think I’ve ever done that before.

(first step to murder!)

wouldn’t mother be proud?

(stephanie bono makes movies?)

(21)

*2010*

(emily turns 21)

(i slept on christina sa’s college dorm couch last night. i was uninvited. i spilled a snapple on her rug. it probably left a permanent stain. i didn’t leave a note or even attempt to clean it up for that matter. i just threw out the bottle (in the trash can) and just kinda left. but hey, i bought her a shot a day late for her 21^st birthday. not many guys can claim that…)