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*THANKSGIVING 2012*
(i was arrested at austin airport for alleged “public intoxication”)
(because american airlines officials tried putting me on a subsequent flight after they deemed me “too drunk” to board the plane)
(only because i left my luggage “unattended” when i tried to find a place to smoke a cigarette)
(but i asked the girl next to me to watch my bags for me)
(and i subsequently fell asleep while waiting for the next flight)
i was able to use the same ticket to board a flight the next day
(even though the arresting officer tried to tell me that i was “banned on american airlines” for a specified period of time)
(and intentionally “lost” my driver’s license so that i wouldn’t be able to board the plane the next day)
(luckily i used a prescription bottle as an alternate form of identification)
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*10 november 2012*
(friday night)
i flew from newark airport to austin airport
(to film with the professor)
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*first plane journey was at age 4*
(~1988)
(family trip to disney world)
took a limousine to new airport as i read superman comic books
we flew “delta”
(i remember receiving a “wings” pin which i proudly donned)
i was told to chew gum so my ears wouldn’t “pop” at high altitudes
landed in orlando airport
(FL)
(we stayed at the “contemporary resort”)
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“jogajets”
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