“ALRIGHT KIDDIES, HERE’S THE STORY OF…”
“the girl who cried ‘rape’…”
(‘feminine rquivalent’ of “boy who cried ‘wolf'”)
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(HUPD –> “harvard university police department”)
(my sole run-in with the HUPD occurred during my sophomore year of college)
(she passed out on alcohol naked in my room)
(‘the old man’ defended me then)
(he saw nothing wrong with ‘sex with a drunkard’)
(i was more drunk than she anyway)
(‘sobic’ set that one up for me)
(we played “kings” on my dorm room floor before he and his chick ‘melissa’ retired to their room)
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💕💝💖💓🖤💙🖤💙🖤💙🖤❤️💚💛🧡❣️💞💔💘❣️🧡💛💚❤️🖤💜🖤💙🖤💙🖤💗💖💝💘
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*🌈✨ *TABLE OF CONTENTS* ✨🌷*
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*we won the war* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥