“uncle albert” (lyrics)

PART 1:

we’re so sorry “uncle albert”…
we’re so sorry if we caused you any pain…
we’re so sorry, “uncle albert”…
but there’s no one left at home…
and i believe i’m gonna rain…

we’re so sorry, but we haven’t heard a thing all day…
we’re so sorry, “uncle albert”…
but if anything should happen…
we’ll be sure to give a ring…

we’re so sorry, “uncle albert”…
but we haven’t done a bloody thing all day…
we’re so sorry, “uncle albert”…
but the kettle’s on the boil…
and we’re so eas’ly called away…

uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh,
doo-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh,
uh-uh…

PART 2:

hands across the water, heads across the sky…
hands across the water, heads across the sky…

“Admiral Halsey” notified me…
he had to have a berth or he couldn’t get to sea…
i had another look and i had a cup of tea and a butter pie…

“butter pie?”
“the butter wouldn’t melt, so I put it in the pie, alright!”

hands across the water, heads across the sky…
hands across the water, heads across the sky…

PART 3:

live a little, be a gypsy, get around…
get your feet up off the ground…
live a little, get around…

live a little, be a gypsy, get around…
get your feet up off the ground…
live a little, get around…

hands across the water, heads across the sky…
hands across the water, heads across the sky…