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*women begin producing ‘breastmilk’ after ‘childbirth due to the influence of the ‘prolactin’ hormone*
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(composition of ‘breastmilk’ varies due to ‘food consumption’ + ‘environment’)
(varying ratio of ‘water’ to ‘fat’)
(women stop producing ‘breastmilk’ once they stop nursing the baby)
(doctors recommend ‘6 months’ of ‘exclusive breastfeeding’)
(then ‘solid foods’ should be gradually introduced)
(with ‘supplemented breastfeeding’ until ‘age 2’)
(or as long as mother and child wish!)
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(*cue ‘mama’s boy’*)
(‘your mother should know…’)
(‘mother superior jump the gun…’)
(cue “wet nurse”)
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(start selling ‘breastmilk’)
(round up a crew of beautiful young ‘lactaters’)
(‘wet nurses’)
(this has already been done)
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(and “experts” are always warning the public of the dangers of “contaminated breastmilk”)
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*👨🔬🕵️♀️🙇♀️*SKETCHES*🙇♂️👩🔬🕵️♂️*
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💕💝💖💓🖤💙🖤💙🖤💙🖤❤️💚💛🧡❣️💞💔💘❣️🧡💛💚❤️🖤💜🖤💙🖤💙🖤💗💖💝💘
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*🌈✨ *TABLE OF CONTENTS* ✨🌷*
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*we won the war* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥