“brown bear”
“so sick”
“i’ve got a nasty cavity…my tooth is rotting…still sick?”
“went to doctor…you get better care here for 10 bucks than a doctor in the USA…”
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did he tell you to lay off the sauce?
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3/28, 6:59pmwhatd he do to you?
- March 30
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3/30, 11:58am
this is so bizarre
- April 2
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4/2, 2:17pm
this is so bizarre
i’ve landed right on top of where you are
and i’ll soon be washed ashore
i’m not quite “with it” anymore
“that’d b weird…”
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4/2, 3:31pmWhy do you do this
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4/2, 5:03pm
d owhat
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4/2, 5:07pm
spew
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4/2, 5:07pm
spew?
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4/2, 5:17pm
its like you want attention
I like you dude
all you gotta say is hi
or whats up
and then get in a real convo
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4/2, 5:18pm
that helped me develop some lyrics
its more like you’re a test receptor for my lyrics
comprende chico?
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4/2, 5:19pm
ok so you use me
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4/2, 5:19pm
like a sieve
i’ll see which ones you like and which lines annoy you
which ones get you angry, which ones make you laugh, etc
- April 3
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4/3, 7:37am
driving the train
high on cocaine
whining brown better….
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4/3, 7:44am
- April 4
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4/4, 5:19pm
you gonna come to denver ?
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4/4, 5:21pm
denver
should i take the elway?
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4/4, 5:22pm
dude just hitchhike here
it will take like 3 days
then you can sleep at my place and busk
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4/4, 5:22pm
i have a place to sleep
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4/4, 6:06pm
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4/4, 6:06pm
yo
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4/4, 6:06pm
you wanna hitchike with me to south america
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4/4, 6:07pm
sounds scary
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4/4, 6:07pm
your guitar will get us there
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4/4, 6:07pm
my south american cadences lack
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4/4, 6:07pm
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4/4, 6:09pm
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4/4, 6:11pm
that’d be weird…
- April 5
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4/5, 9:42pm
- April 6
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4/6, 1:08am
ive got mud on my back and christopher cotton
- April 9
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4/9, 10:02am
hitchhike to south America?
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4/9, 10:02am
not yet
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4/9, 10:02am
first I gotta play this beatles fest
next weekend
my sponsor wants me to relocate to nashville
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4/9, 10:02am
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4/9, 10:03am
ever been?
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4/9, 10:03am
no
i should by a camera and we should just head south
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4/9, 10:04am
yes…right now i’m touring the bowels of NYC
I’ve hugged more bums than mother teresa
- April 10
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4/10, 2:28pm
I’ve been up for 3 days
I’ve consumed more aderol than a California nursery school
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4/10, 2:29pm
nice
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4/10, 2:29pm
my heart is beating more erratically than sheen on speed
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4/10, 2:29pm
yo are you coming out here
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4/10, 2:29pm
i’ll prob drop dead any moment
I’ve gotta play this beatles fest this week…then i’m hitting the road
but we’ll prob hit up the south first
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4/10, 2:30pm
ok cool
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4/10, 2:30pm
but clark’s packing all the equipment into the trailer
- April 11
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4/11, 1:03pm
hows life in brownland?
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4/11, 1:04pm
silly
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4/11, 1:04pm
whats the routine?
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4/11, 1:04pm
in bed
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4/11, 1:05pm
you’d better get back in bed
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4/11, 1:06pm
im in bed
- April 13
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4/13, 8:29pm
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4/13, 8:29pmYou missed a call from Michael.Call Back
- April 22
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4/22, 6:12pm
dude
do a prince cover
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4/22, 6:13pm
when doves cry
i used to be into him ’round age 20-21
when i was recording my first album
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4/22, 6:14pm
im moving to chicago
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4/22, 6:14pm
but he seemed way too into himself and forcibly bizarre to get behind
i could never be a fan of prince
magic dan turns 27 soon
or 28 rather
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4/22, 6:15pm
dude i meet sluts on tinder
that say i cam come fuck them no conom
but they live in middle of nowhere
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4/22, 6:16pm
i think they sense that you’re jewish
and that you’ll probably figure out some way to give them a better life
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4/22, 6:16pm
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4/22, 6:16pm
no jews go hunry
hungry
unless they’re absolutely insane
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4/22, 6:17pm
they tried to starve us out
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4/22, 6:17pm
the networks too big
it’s a small group of people but its a huge network
i want to have a friend who has a birthday every day
but a genuine friend
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4/22, 6:19pm
im sad and mad
you want to come to chicago?
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4/22, 6:20pm
im in ny til sunday
then it’s mayday
- May 2
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5/2, 9:51pm
hey baby bear
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5/2, 9:52pm
yo
im staying with a beautiful 6 foot 20 year old blonde
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5/2, 9:53pm
how
im 256 pounds jerking off
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5/2, 9:53pm
same way we found the busty blonde in washington square park to give us grass
her mom was bangin too!
and the kids were so cute
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5/2, 9:54pm
did you fuck her
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5/2, 9:54pm
not that one
she went back to arizona
to pour drinks for rich old men
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5/2, 9:54pm
did you fuck any chicks
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5/2, 9:54pm
and charge them $500 to nibble on her tits
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5/2, 9:54pm
hey do you have mild asbergers ?
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5/2, 9:54pm
i’m a boy genius
a manboy miracle!
i’ve been getting with hot girls lately
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5/2, 9:56pm
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5/2, 9:56pm
i’ve been on a roll
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5/2, 9:56pm
can i come visit you
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5/2, 9:56pm
at the beatles fest a few weeks ago
i got with two girls in four days
a busty british columbian 31-year-old journalist fairy named “izl”
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5/2, 9:57pm
nice
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5/2, 9:57pm
and a 40-something dumb italiana beatles fan
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5/2, 9:57pm
dude can i come learn the ways of joga
i can buy you some food and drinks
well we can eat rice
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5/2, 9:57pm
and butter
and cheese
and bread
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5/2, 9:57pm
no
i lactose
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5/2, 9:57pm
and we’ll go to bed
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5/2, 9:58pm
no
no gay styff
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5/2, 9:58pm
bubbles
bubble baths
you must be bubbly
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5/2, 10:00pm
you cant handle a normal conversation
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5/2, 10:17pm
boobies!
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5/3, 1:03am
my dear brown
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5/3, 1:05am
hi bud
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5/3, 1:05am
im researching the law
ive been getting arrested lately
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5/3, 1:05am
damn
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5/3, 1:06am
perjury
plaigarism
pedophilia
the 3 Ps
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5/3, 1:06am
not pedophillia
what did you do
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5/3, 1:06am
disturbed the peace
got blackout drunk and attacked cops
whacked em good too
only so much you can do with two hands
and a limp dick
and brownstained underpants
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4/14, 3:42pmmy dear brown
in Westchester NY
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4/14, 3:42pm -
4/14, 3:42pm
beatles fest weekend
at the hilton
boobies!
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4/14, 3:42pm
ok so after this weekend you are coming out ?
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4/14, 3:42pm
gotta check with clark cotton
he’s managing all my affairs now
I’ve signed over the rights to all my music in exchange for free room and board
it’s also stipulated in our contract that i’m required to attend to his “personal needs”
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Happy Memorial Day
How’s that fat Colombian ass?
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5/30, 10:32pmI got a handjob on a public bus
Today from a 17 year old for 7 bucks
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5/30, 10:33pm
Wow
Did she look u in the eye?
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5/30, 10:34pm
Yeah
She came up to me cause I had blue eyes
You could live off your guitar here
I live on 20 a day
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5/30, 10:34pm
I saw the pic of u and the dates
Ur friends comments scared her away
*fatass
Wat do u do there?
Seen Mon 10:37pm
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