-SPRING 2016-

“brown bear”

“so sick”

“i’ve got a nasty cavity…my tooth is rotting…still sick?”

“went to doctor…you get better care here for 10 bucks than a doctor in the USA…”





  • JoGa Bot






    did he tell you to lay off the sauce?



     



     







  • JoGa Bot



    3/28, 6:59pm


     



    JoGa Bot






    whatd he do to you?



     



     





  • March 30


  • JoGa Bot



    3/30, 11:58am


     



    JoGa Bot






    this is so bizarre



     



     





  • April 2


  • JoGa Bot



    4/2, 2:17pm


     



    JoGa Bot






    this is so bizarre



     




    i’ve landed right on top of where you are



     




    and i’ll soon be washed ashore



     




    i’m not quite “with it” anymore



     




    “that’d b weird…”



     



     







  • Michael Morton Brown



    4/2, 3:31pm


     



    Michael Morton Brown






    Why do you do this



     



     







  • JoGa Bot



    4/2, 5:03pm


     



    JoGa Bot






    d owhat



     



     







  • Michael Morton Brown



    4/2, 5:07pm


     







  • JoGa Bot



    4/2, 5:07pm


     



    JoGa Bot






    spew?



     



     







  • Michael Morton Brown



    4/2, 5:17pm


     



    Michael Morton Brown






    its like you want attention



     




    I like you dude



     




    all you gotta say is hi



     




    or whats up



     




    and then get in a real convo



     



     







  • JoGa Bot



    4/2, 5:18pm


     



    JoGa Bot






    that helped me develop some lyrics



     




    its more like you’re a test receptor for my lyrics



     




    comprende chico?



     



     







  • Michael Morton Brown



    4/2, 5:19pm


     



    Michael Morton Brown






    ok so you use me



     



     







  • JoGa Bot



    4/2, 5:19pm


     



    JoGa Bot






    like a sieve



     




    i’ll see which ones you like and which lines annoy you



     




    which ones get you angry, which ones make you laugh, etc



     



     





  • April 3


  • JoGa Bot



    4/3, 7:37am


     



    JoGa Bot






    driving the train



     




    high on cocaine



     




    whining brown better….



     



     







  • Michael Morton Brown



    4/3, 7:44am


     





  • April 4


  • Michael Morton Brown



    4/4, 5:19pm


     



    Michael Morton Brown






    you gonna come to denver ?



     



     







  • JoGa Bot



    4/4, 5:21pm


     



    JoGa Bot






    denver



     




    should i take the elway?



     



     







  • Michael Morton Brown



    4/4, 5:22pm


     



    Michael Morton Brown






    dude just hitchhike here



     




    it will take like 3 days



     




    then you can sleep at my place and busk



     



     







  • JoGa Bot



    4/4, 5:22pm


     



    JoGa Bot






    i have a place to sleep



     



     







  • Michael Morton Brown



    4/4, 6:06pm


     







  • JoGa Bot



    4/4, 6:06pm


     



    JoGa Bot






    yo



     



     







  • Michael Morton Brown



    4/4, 6:06pm


     



    Michael Morton Brown






    you wanna hitchike with me to south america



     



     







  • JoGa Bot



    4/4, 6:07pm


     



    JoGa Bot






    sounds scary



     



     







  • Michael Morton Brown



    4/4, 6:07pm


     



    Michael Morton Brown






    your guitar will get us there



     



     







  • JoGa Bot



    4/4, 6:07pm


     



    JoGa Bot






    my south american cadences lack



     



     







  • JoGa Bot



    4/4, 6:07pm


     



    JoGa Bot












    The Death of Evan Murray

    A 17-year-old quarterback became the third high school student to lose his life playing football this month. It’s not a trend, but it is the truth: America’s most popular sport is more dangerous — …

    grantland.com














  • Michael Morton Brown



    4/4, 6:09pm


     







  • JoGa Bot



    4/4, 6:11pm


     



    JoGa Bot






    that’d be weird…



     



     





  • April 5


  • Michael Morton Brown



    4/5, 9:42pm


     





  • April 6


  • JoGa Bot



    4/6, 1:08am


     



    JoGa Bot






    ive got mud on my back and christopher cotton



     



     





  • April 9


  • JoGa Bot



    4/9, 10:02am


     



    JoGa Bot






    hitchhike to south America?



     



     







  • Michael Morton Brown



    4/9, 10:02am


     







  • JoGa Bot



    4/9, 10:02am


     



    JoGa Bot






    first I gotta play this beatles fest



     




    next weekend



     




    my sponsor wants me to relocate to nashville



     



     







  • Michael Morton Brown



    4/9, 10:02am


     







  • JoGa Bot



    4/9, 10:03am


     



    JoGa Bot






    ever been?



     



     







  • Michael Morton Brown



    4/9, 10:03am


     



    Michael Morton Brown






    no



     




    i should by a camera and we should just head south



     



     







  • JoGa Bot



    4/9, 10:04am


     



    JoGa Bot






    yes…right now i’m touring the bowels of NYC



     




    I’ve hugged more bums than mother teresa



     



     





  • April 10


  • JoGa Bot



    4/10, 2:28pm


     



    JoGa Bot






    I’ve been up for 3 days



     




    I’ve consumed more aderol than a California nursery school



     



     







  • Michael Morton Brown



    4/10, 2:29pm


     







  • JoGa Bot



    4/10, 2:29pm


     



    JoGa Bot






    my heart is beating more erratically than sheen on speed



     



     







  • Michael Morton Brown



    4/10, 2:29pm


     



    Michael Morton Brown






    yo are you coming out here



     



     







  • JoGa Bot



    4/10, 2:29pm


     



    JoGa Bot






    i’ll prob drop dead any moment



     




    I’ve gotta play this beatles fest this week…then i’m hitting the road



     




    but we’ll prob hit up the south first



     



     







  • Michael Morton Brown



    4/10, 2:30pm


     







  • JoGa Bot



    4/10, 2:30pm


     



    JoGa Bot






    but clark’s packing all the equipment into the trailer



     



     





  • April 11


  • JoGa Bot



    4/11, 1:03pm


     



    JoGa Bot






    hows life in brownland?



     



     







  • Michael Morton Brown



    4/11, 1:04pm


     







  • JoGa Bot



    4/11, 1:04pm


     



    JoGa Bot






    whats the routine?



     



     







  • Michael Morton Brown



    4/11, 1:04pm


     







  • JoGa Bot



    4/11, 1:05pm


     



    JoGa Bot






    you’d better get back in bed



     



     







  • Michael Morton Brown



    4/11, 1:06pm


     





  • April 13


  • Michael Morton Brown



    4/13, 8:29pm


     







  • Michael Morton Brown



    4/13, 8:29pm


     



    Michael Morton Brown



     





    You missed a call from Michael.

    Call Back









  • April 22


  • Michael Morton Brown



    4/22, 6:12pm


     



    Michael Morton Brown






    dude



     




    do a prince cover



     



     







  • JoGa Bot



    4/22, 6:13pm


     



    JoGa Bot






    when doves cry



     




    i used to be into him ’round age 20-21



     




    when i was recording my first album



     



     







  • Michael Morton Brown



    4/22, 6:14pm


     



    Michael Morton Brown






    im moving to chicago



     



     







  • JoGa Bot



    4/22, 6:14pm


     



    JoGa Bot






    but he seemed way too into himself and forcibly bizarre to get behind



     




    i could never be a fan of prince



     




    magic dan turns 27 soon



     




    or 28 rather



     



     







  • Michael Morton Brown



    4/22, 6:15pm


     



    Michael Morton Brown






    dude i meet sluts on tinder



     




    that say i cam come fuck them no conom



     




    but they live in middle of nowhere



     



     







  • JoGa Bot



    4/22, 6:16pm


     



    JoGa Bot






    i think they sense that you’re jewish



     




    and that you’ll probably figure out some way to give them a better life



     



     







  • Michael Morton Brown



    4/22, 6:16pm


     







  • JoGa Bot



    4/22, 6:16pm


     



    JoGa Bot






    no jews go hunry



     




    hungry



     




    unless they’re absolutely insane



     



     







  • Michael Morton Brown



    4/22, 6:17pm


     



    Michael Morton Brown






    they tried to starve us out



     



     







  • JoGa Bot



    4/22, 6:17pm


     



    JoGa Bot






    the networks too big



     




    it’s a small group of people but its a huge network



     




    i want to have a friend who has a birthday every day



     




    but a genuine friend



     



     







  • Michael Morton Brown



    4/22, 6:19pm


     



    Michael Morton Brown






    im sad and mad



     




    you want to come to chicago?



     



     







  • JoGa Bot



    4/22, 6:20pm


     



    JoGa Bot






    im in ny til sunday



     




    then it’s mayday



     



     





  • May 2


  • Michael Morton Brown



    5/2, 9:51pm


     



    Michael Morton Brown






    hey baby bear



     



     







  • JoGa Bot



    5/2, 9:52pm


     



    JoGa Bot






    yo



     




    im staying with a beautiful 6 foot 20 year old blonde



     



     







  • Michael Morton Brown



    5/2, 9:53pm


     



    Michael Morton Brown






    how



     




    im 256 pounds jerking off



     



     







  • JoGa Bot



    5/2, 9:53pm


     



    JoGa Bot






    same way we found the busty blonde in washington square park to give us grass



     




    her mom was bangin too!



     




    and the kids were so cute



     



     







  • Michael Morton Brown



    5/2, 9:54pm


     



    Michael Morton Brown






    did you fuck her



     



     







  • JoGa Bot



    5/2, 9:54pm


     



    JoGa Bot






    not that one



     




    she went back to arizona



     




    to pour drinks for rich old men



     



     







  • Michael Morton Brown



    5/2, 9:54pm


     



    Michael Morton Brown






    did you fuck any chicks



     



     







  • JoGa Bot



    5/2, 9:54pm


     



    JoGa Bot






    and charge them $500 to nibble on her tits



     



     







  • Michael Morton Brown



    5/2, 9:54pm


     



    Michael Morton Brown






    hey do you have mild asbergers ?



     



     







  • JoGa Bot



    5/2, 9:54pm


     



    JoGa Bot






    i’m a boy genius



     




    a manboy miracle!



     




    i’ve been getting with hot girls lately



     



     







  • Michael Morton Brown



    5/2, 9:56pm


     







  • JoGa Bot



    5/2, 9:56pm


     



    JoGa Bot






    i’ve been on a roll



     



     







  • Michael Morton Brown



    5/2, 9:56pm


     



    Michael Morton Brown






    can i come visit you



     



     







  • JoGa Bot



    5/2, 9:56pm


     



    JoGa Bot






    at the beatles fest a few weeks ago



     




    i got with two girls in four days



     




    a busty british columbian 31-year-old journalist fairy named “izl”



     



     







  • Michael Morton Brown



    5/2, 9:57pm


     







  • JoGa Bot



    5/2, 9:57pm


     



    JoGa Bot






    and a 40-something dumb italiana beatles fan



     



     







  • Michael Morton Brown



    5/2, 9:57pm


     



    Michael Morton Brown






    dude can i come learn the ways of joga



     




    i can buy you some food and drinks



     




    well we can eat rice



     



     







  • JoGa Bot



    5/2, 9:57pm


     



    JoGa Bot






    and butter



     




    and cheese



     




    and bread



     



     







  • Michael Morton Brown



    5/2, 9:57pm


     



    Michael Morton Brown






    no



     




    i lactose



     



     







  • JoGa Bot



    5/2, 9:57pm


     



    JoGa Bot






    and we’ll go to bed



     



     







  • Michael Morton Brown



    5/2, 9:58pm


     



    Michael Morton Brown






    no



     




    no gay styff



     



     







  • JoGa Bot



    5/2, 9:58pm


     



    JoGa Bot






    bubbles



     




    bubble baths



     




    you must be bubbly



     



     







  • Michael Morton Brown



    5/2, 10:00pm


     



    Michael Morton Brown






    you cant handle a normal conversation



     



     







  • JoGa Bot



    5/2, 10:17pm


     



    JoGa Bot






    boobies!



     



     







  • JoGa Bot



    5/3, 1:03am


     



    JoGa Bot






    my dear brown



     



     







  • Michael Morton Brown



    5/3, 1:05am


     







  • JoGa Bot



    5/3, 1:05am


     



    JoGa Bot






    im researching the law



     




    ive been getting arrested lately



     



     







  • Michael Morton Brown



    5/3, 1:05am


     







  • JoGa Bot



    5/3, 1:06am


     



    JoGa Bot






    perjury



     




    plaigarism



     




    pedophilia



     




    the 3 Ps



     



     







  • Michael Morton Brown



    5/3, 1:06am


     



    Michael Morton Brown






    not pedophillia



     




    what did you do



     



     







  • JoGa Bot



    5/3, 1:06am


     



    JoGa Bot






    disturbed the peace



     




    got blackout drunk and attacked cops



     




    whacked em good too



     




    only so much you can do with two hands



     




    and a limp dick



     




    and brownstained underpants








    • JoGa Leone



      4/14, 3:42pm


       



      JoGa Leone






      my dear brown



       




      in Westchester NY



       



       








    • Michael Morton Brown



      4/14, 3:42pm


       








    • JoGa Leone



      4/14, 3:42pm


       



      JoGa Leone






      beatles fest weekend



       




      at the hilton



       




      boobies!



       



       








    • Michael Morton Brown



      4/14, 3:42pm


       



      Michael Morton Brown






      ok so after this weekend you are coming out ?



       



       








    • JoGa Leone



      4/14, 3:42pm


       



      JoGa Leone






      gotta check with clark cotton



       




      he’s managing all my affairs now



       




      I’ve signed over the rights to all my music in exchange for free room and board



       




      it’s also stipulated in our contract that i’m required to attend to his “personal needs”














      • JoGa Bot






        Happy Memorial Day



         




        How’s that fat Colombian ass?



         



         








      • Michael Morton Brown



        5/30, 10:32pm


         



        Michael Morton Brown






        I got a handjob on a public bus



         




        Today from a 17 year old for 7 bucks



         



         








      • JoGa Bot



        5/30, 10:33pm


         



        JoGa Bot






        Wow



         




        Did she look u in the eye?



         



         








      • Michael Morton Brown



        5/30, 10:34pm


         



        Michael Morton Brown






        Yeah



         




        She came up to me cause I had blue eyes



         




        You could live off your guitar here



         




        I live on 20 a day



         



         








      • JoGa Bot



        5/30, 10:34pm


         



        JoGa Bot






        I saw the pic of u and the dates



         




        Ur friends comments scared her away



         




        *fatass



         




        Wat do u do there?



         



         









       

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