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*12 MAY 2016*
(drank way too much smirnoff at the barton compound)
(mixing it with coffee)
*6 MARCH 2015*
(drank two handles of laird’s vodka in 4 days…)
(starting monday night)
(ending thursday night)
now i’m going through withdrawals…
mixed with cranberry juice / monster / iced coffee….
(which is red in color)
now at age 28 i drink cheap laird’s vodka and kosher dill pickle juice on a tuesday morning in august one town removed from the “jersey shore”…sound like fun?
then i bought a 1.75L bottle of laird’s vodka for $16 @ the local liquor store
AI left me with 2 cartons of lemonade and a carton of apple cider
(to mix with the vodka!)
i got smashed on laird’s vodka
(from franklin’s tavern)
mixed with lemonade
i started to black out
mixed the vodka with ginger ale
i went through a good portion of the vodka wednesday night
2 july 2014:
the booze seemed to improve the singing voice…so i went for a 1.75L bottle of popov vodka the following afternoon…mixed with arizona iced tea…i shuddered at the prospect but knew that another 12-pack wouldn’t do the trick…
the vodka put me in a very productive mood…although i drank it too quickly…by the end of the night i threw up a good deal of the vodka after trying to chug the rest of a cup all at once…all over my amplifier…it started crackling + whirring (but i hope it comes back to normal soon)…i would’ve likely kicked the bucket if i hadn’t have upchucked…
3 july 2014:
i had gone through over half the vodka bottle the day before…by the end of the night the other half was gone…i don’t remember much about that day…
5 january 2015:
a handle of popov vodka
prepare yourself to down this vodka…
then i tried buying a third handle of vodka thursday…
(debit card declined)
i dreamt of drinking lots of vodka last night…
i’m so used to mixing hi-C with vodka that i instinctively gag when i drinking watered down fruit punch hi-C at night…
loaded up on 1.75L of popov vodka / large bottle of arizona iced tea / monster energy drink
beer and cigarettes aren’t doing it for me
and started drinking vodka + arizona iced tea that afternoon
(along with the pack of benson + hedtges)
i must’ve gotten extremely shitfaced
i was feeling great from the vodka and started making music videos again
until i went overboard and threw up straight vodka all over my cheap amp
it was smoking and crackling for awhile but it seems to be back to normal
then the imac started acting up
i actually had to unplug/replug it in order for it to start up again
after i was watching some quicktime videos in fullscreen mode and couldn’t exit the program
(then the power key stopped working)
ironically enough this seemed to have temporarily cured my chronic “automatic sleep mode” problem
(although the computer no longer defaults to screen saver
day 2 of vodka drinking (thursday) was augmented with a red bull and can of skoal from the gas station
(i complained to the arab clerk about the $11 price tag)
(i had also drank a monster the day before)
i don’t remember sleeping or eating (or showering) much
the vodka was all gone by friday morning
the bathroom floor is sticky
i’m lucky i didn’t kill myself by taking down that vodka
my body protected itself by throwing it up
i remember taking a celebratory shot of vodka before my performance @ the spring 2003 “harvard battle of the bands”…and my voice never sounded better (although we were screwed out of winning)…
REYKA
(icelandic vodka)
($25)
(slavic for “little water”)
“billionaire vodka”
(price: $3.7 million)
(the wheat-based vodka is run through diamonds to remove impurities)
(‘5-liter bottle’ is adorned with ‘3000 diamonds’ + ‘faux fur’)
“BARTON”
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“DARK EYES”
.
6 MARCH 2015:
drank two handles of laird’s vodka in 4 days…
(starting monday night)
(ending thursday night)
now i’m going through withdrawals…
mixed with cranberry juice / monster / iced coffee….
(which is red in color)
now at age 28 i drink cheap laird’s vodka and kosher dill pickle juice on a tuesday morning in august one town removed from the “jersey shore”…sound like fun?
then i bought a 1.75L bottle of laird’s vodka for $16 @ the local liquor store
AI left me with 2 cartons of lemonade and a carton of apple cider
(to mix with the vodka!)
i got smashed on laird’s vodka
(from franklin’s tavern)
mixed with lemonade
i started to black out
mixed the vodka with ginger ale
i went through a good portion of the vodka wednesday night
2 july 2014:
the booze seemed to improve the singing voice…so i went for a 1.75L bottle of popov vodka the following afternoon…mixed with arizona iced tea…i shuddered at the prospect but knew that another 12-pack wouldn’t do the trick…
the vodka put me in a very productive mood…although i drank it too quickly…by the end of the night i threw up a good deal of the vodka after trying to chug the rest of a cup all at once…all over my amplifier…it started crackling + whirring (but i hope it comes back to normal soon)…i would’ve likely kicked the bucket if i hadn’t have upchucked…
3 july 2014:
i had gone through over half the vodka bottle the day before…by the end of the night the other half was gone…i don’t remember much about that day…
5 january 2015:
a handle of popov vodka
prepare yourself to down this vodka…
then i tried buying a third handle of vodka thursday…
(debit card declined)
i dreamt of drinking lots of vodka last night…
i’m so used to mixing hi-C with vodka that i instinctively gag when i drinking watered down fruit punch hi-C at night…
loaded up on 1.75L of popov vodka / large bottle of arizona iced tea / monster energy drink
beer and cigarettes aren’t doing it for me
and started drinking vodka + arizona iced tea that afternoon
(along with the pack of benson + hedtges)
i must’ve gotten extremely shitfaced
i was feeling great from the vodka and started making music videos again
until i went overboard and threw up straight vodka all over my cheap amp
it was smoking and crackling for awhile but it seems to be back to normal
then the imac started acting up
i actually had to unplug/replug it in order for it to start up again
after i was watching some quicktime videos in fullscreen mode and couldn’t exit the program
(then the power key stopped working)
ironically enough this seemed to have temporarily cured my chronic “automatic sleep mode” problem
(although the computer no longer defaults to screen saver
day 2 of vodka drinking (thursday) was augmented with a red bull and can of skoal from the gas station
(i complained to the arab clerk about the $11 price tag)
(i had also drank a monster the day before)
i don’t remember sleeping or eating (or showering) much
the vodka was all gone by friday morning
the bathroom floor is sticky
i’m lucky i didn’t kill myself by taking down that vodka
my body protected itself by throwing it up
i remember taking a celebratory shot of vodka before my performance @ the spring 2003 “harvard battle of the bands”…and my voice never sounded better (although we were screwed out of winning)…
REYKA
(icelandic vodka)
($25)
(slavic for “little water”)
“billionaire vodka”
(price: $3.7 million)
(the wheat-based vodka is run through diamonds to remove impurities)
.
(5-liter bottle is adorned with 3000 diamonds and faux fur)
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