(depending on our relationship with the ‘listener’)
(or rather, the person i am ‘greeting’)
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“SUP PUP?”
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“HEY NOW!”
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“my dear ___”
(“boy of great promise”)
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“it’s alive!”
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“how you been old fruit?”
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“hello hello”
(cue “hello goodbye”)
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“hows it hangin’?”
“short shriveled and always to the ‘left’!
(implying ‘it’ refers to one’s ‘penis’)
(‘jim carrey’)
(“liar liar”)
(MPAA rating – “PG-13′)
(so i would be required to have a ‘parent or guardian’ present?)
(’18 march 1997′)
(i was ’12’ going on ’13’)
(*MPAA ratings ARE NOT ENFORCEABLE BY LAW*)
(why wasn’t i informed of this as a ‘minor’?)
(much like i never found out that ‘premarital sex’ was never expressly forbidden in either the ‘christian’ or ‘jewish’ bible)
(and what of the ‘muslims’?)
i began to call all males “sir” when i began working @ BGC partners in march 2007.
“sir” is derived from the latin “senior” (meaning “elder”)
“my dear ___”
“it’s alive!”
“good morning!”
“how you been old fruit?”
“hello”
(dating from 1833)
(from old german noise used to hail ferrymen)
“hello hello”
(cue “hello goodbye”)
“hows it hangin’?”
“short shriveled and always to the left”
(jim carrey)
(“liar liar”)
“goodbye”
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👈👈👈☜*“MANNERS”* ☞ 👉👉👉
*OUR PRIVATE LANGUAGE*
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💕💝💖💓🖤💙🖤💙🖤💙🖤❤️💚💛🧡❣️💞💔💘❣️🧡💛💚❤️🖤💜🖤💙🖤💙🖤💗💖💝💘
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*🌈✨ *TABLE OF CONTENTS* ✨🌷*
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*we won the war* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥