-as of [18 JUNE 2024]–
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(for “individual categories” + “all-inclusive blog entry”)
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*DRUGS* —>
-GALLON ZIPLOC BAG-
-CAFFEINE-
-DPH-
-DXM-
-BOWL-
-LIGHTER-
-POKER-
-SPOT JAR FLOWER-
-VAPE PEN-
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-WATER BOTTLE-
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-MACBOOK PRO-
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-4 [USB-C PORTS]-
(2 ON EACH SIDE)
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1
-POWER PORT-
[USB-C JACK]
[95-WATT POWER ADAPTER]
([USB-C] PORT)
(2-PRONGED NEMA JACK)
-SURGER PROTECTOR-
-OUTLET-
-PRESS ANY [KEY] TO TURN ON-
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2
-[USB-C JACK] / [USB-A PORT]-
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-[NUMERIC KEYPAD] USB WIRELESS CONNECTOR-
([USB-A] JACK)
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*to charge [numeric keypad]* —>
-[USB2 MICRO-B] PORT-
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*TOP RIGHT CORNER* —>
-[ON/OFF SWITCH] ON [TOP CENTER]-
-MOVE LEFT TO [TURN OFF]-
-MOVE RIGHT TO [TURN ON]-
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-[USB-C] JACK-
-MACBOOK [USB-C PORT]-
-TOP RIGHT CORNER-
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*USB-A PORT 1* —>
-AUDIO INTERFACE-
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*USB PORT 2* —>
-[USB2 MICRO B] JACKS-
(FOR [NUMERIC KEYPAD] + [MOUSE])
-TO USE AS [CONNECTED DEVICES] WHEN [WIRELESS BATTERY] RUNS OUT-
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*USB PORT 3* —>
-NUMERIC KEYPAD-
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*USB PORT 4* —>
-MOUSE-
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-1 [3.5 MM PHONE CONNECTOR PORT]-
(FOR [SEINHEISER HEADPHONES])
(RIGHT SIDE)
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-MAGIC KEYBOARD-
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*to charge* —>
-LIGHTNING PORT-
-TOP CENTER-
-keep a [lightning jack] latched to [top left corner] of [macbook]-
-attach to [power source]-
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*ON/OFF SWITCH-
(TOP RIGHT CORNER)
-MOVE LEFT TO [TURN OFF]-
-MOVE RIGHT TO [TURN ON]-
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-ADAPTERS-
(AMAZON LIST)
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-GENERATORS-
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-ELECTRIC FLOW-
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-NEMA PORTS-
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-SURGE PROTECTORS-
(NEMA JACK / NEMA PORTS)
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[(LIGHTNING JACK / USB-A JACK) CHARGING CABLES]
[(USB-A PORT / NEMA JACK) BLOCK ADAPTERS]
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[(LIGHTNING JACK / USB-C JACK) CHARGING CABLES]
[(USB-C PORT / NEMA JACK) BLOCK ADAPTERS]
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[|(LIGHTNING JACK) / (LIGHTNING PORT) / (3.5MM PHONE PORT)| CHARGING CABLES]
(TO CHARGE [iPHONE] WHILE LISTENING TO [AUDIO] W/ [HEADPHONES])
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*HEADPHONE ADAPTER*
[(3.5MM PORT / 6.35MM JACK)]
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[(USB-2 MICRO-B JACK) / (USB-A JACK) CHARGING CABLES]
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[(USB-A JACK / USB-C PORT) ADAPTERS]
[(USB-C JACK / USB-A PORT) ADAPTERS]
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[|(NEMA JACK) / (2.1MM BARREL JACK)| POWER CABLES]
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*HEADPHONES*
-AIR PODS-
-[AIR PODS] CHARGING CASE-
(lightning port)
-[AIR PODS] CHARGING CABLE-
(lightning jack)
(USB-C jack)
-[USB-C port / NEMA jack] block adapter]-
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(adapter jacks)
(3.5mm – 6.35mm)
(5)
(roughly 1/8 inch – 1/4 inch)
-SPOT JAR-
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-horizontal rectangle-
[104.5 CM] X [38 CM] X [11 CM]
-43,681 cubic centimeters-
-0.043 cubic meters-
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-CARRYING HANDLE-
-2 CASE LATCHES-
-1 CASE LOCK-
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-PRS ELECTRIC GUITAR-
-GUITAR STRAP-
-ELECTRIC GUITAR STRINGS-
-DIMES-
-GUITAR PIX-
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*OUR BAKPAX*
(i need a new ‘backpack’)
(one shoulder strap has ‘come undone’)
(“northface”)
(“after all these years…”)
(“after all this time…”)
(get rid of all ‘excess baggage”)
(aka ‘dead weight’!)
(from “jamestown” to “jonestown”)
(over 300 years too late)
(into “centuries” coda)
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*UNDER ARMOR BACKPACK*
(black + white)
(to match my new nike sneakers)
(and ‘adidas’ sandals)
(my mother bought one for me)
(‘summer 2018’)
(‘age 33’ —> ‘age 34’)
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*small pouch* –>
*APARTMENT KEY*
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*WALLET* –>
*MATCHES*
(to eliminate fart odor)
*2 GUITAR PICKS*
(left back slot)
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*right slots* –>
*ALLY DEBIT CARD*
(no photo)
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*BOA DEBIT CARD*
(expired)
(photo ID)
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*SEALABLE WATER BOTTLE*
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*FRONT POUCH* –>
“VITAMINS”
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“VIAGRA”
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*FLOWER*
(grinder)
(2 lighters)
(torch lighter)
(2 glass bowls / 1-hitter)
(sealed bud)
(paperclip cleaner)
(incense / febreeze)
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*pink sprinkles*
“TUSS”
,
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“IPHONE CASE”and a
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*BACK POUCH*
*back slot* –>
guitar strings
(1 overarching bag containing 6 ziploc bags for the 6 guitar notes)
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*official papers*
(in laminated folders)
*SOCIAL SECURITY CARD*
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“EXTERNAL HARD DRIVES”
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“FOOTWEAR”
“IPHONE CLEANER”
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“LAUNDRY BAG”
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“IPHONE CLEANER” –>
“ULTRA DUSTER”
(WITH EXTRA RED STRAW NOZZLE)
(0.01 inches is ‘girth’ of a ’10-gauge’ guitar string)
(use ’54 gauge guitar string’ to clean out ‘lightning port’ for iphone)
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to laundry bag
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mattress
blankets
long grey blanket
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*LARGE CONTANER OF “CLOROX WIPES”*
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OOO – “FOOTWEAR”
“BLACK SNEAKERS”
“BLACK FLIP FLOPS”
“BROWN DRESS SHOES”
“SOCK”
black socks
how long up the shin)
how thick
different matching colors
holes
*SOX*
*front slot*
spare clothes:
‘underwear
socks
t-shirt
sweatshirt
‘sweatpants’
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portable bags
trash
recycling
paper / alminum / plastic?
keepres
white or clear mid size
black marker to babel
carry near u at all times
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straws 12
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white ribbon?
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paperwork manuals
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mcrocenter
with and without wrappers
or wet wrappers
or rpped wrapers
clear plastic bag
stirrer for driks
trash dirty napkins and keep a few handy at all times
along with baby wipes
dirty dishes bag
food scraps bag
keepers bag
holder plastic cps
lego blocks divided by theme
bottle caps
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“SUNGLASSES” –>
X
X
X
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TOILETRIES –>
*2 NAIL CLIPPERS*
(‘small’ for fingers)
(‘large’ for toes)
(in clear pink capsule)
(front pouch)
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OOO
“LAUNDRY BAG” –>
“tide” detergent
(NEED ‘fabric softener sheets’)
“DIRTY UNDERWEAR”
“DIRTY SOCKS”
“DIRTY T-SHIRTS”
OOO
“UNDER ARMOR” –>
(BACKPACK 1)
(BACK POUCH) –>
“2 NOTEBOOKS”
“GUITAR TOOLS”
“GUITAR STRINGS”
“ZIPLOC BAGS”
(SPARE SET)
handkerchiefs
– napkins
– ‘TP roll’
(or just sufficiently long compressed strand)
(go to ‘public restrooms’ if you must)
(for ‘paper towels’ + ‘soap’)
(access to ‘urinals / ‘toilets’)
(how to improve bathrooms)
(not a good business strategy)
BAG 1:
“TRASH BAGS”
(BUY A ‘HARD PLASTIC TRASH BIN’)
(WHAT HEIGHT?)
(SOMETHING THAT COuLD FIT INTO MY ‘BIGGEST BACKPACK POUCH’)
(‘FRONT’ OR ‘BACK’?)
(‘BACK’ MEANING ‘CLOSEST TO MY ‘BACK’ WHEN STRAPPED IN)
(COULD BE UNCOMFORTABLE IN ‘BACK POUCH’)
(EVEN IF IT IS THE BIGGEST POUCH)
(*INVENTION*)
(MANUFACTURER SHOLD SWITCH THIS)
(TO DOUBLE AS A “TIP JAR” WHEN BUSKING)
(COLLAGE ENTIRE BIN)
(THE COLLAGE SHOULD INCLUDE “PRICE OF CD” ($5? $2?) + “SOCIAL MEDIA LINKS”)
(‘instagram’ / ‘twitter’ –> ‘jogabot’)
(‘kingdomofjoga.com’)
(kingdomofjoga2020@gmail.com)
(JoGa)
(‘busines cards’)
(IN GENERAL, THE BIN IS IDEAL FOR HOLDING ‘SMALLER ITEMS’)
(PREVENTS THE NECESSITY OF BLINDLY RIFLING THROUGH THE BACKPACK TO FIND A CERTAIN ITEM)
*60 WHITE BAGS*
(HOW MUCH ‘WEIGHT’ CAN THEY HOLD?)
(WHAT SHARP ITEMS CAN CAUSE BAG TO RIP?)
(AT WHAT WEIGHT SHOULD YOU ‘DOUBLE BAG’?)
(USE ‘WALMART SCALE’ IN ‘SELF-CHECKOUT’)
(AND BUY A PERSONAL SCALE) —>
(TO MEASURE THE WEIGHT OF YOUR ‘DRUGS’)
((mostly ‘cannabis’)
(as it is sold ‘underground’ by ‘weight’)
(measure by ‘gram’)
(measure by ‘ounce’)
(measure by “THC concentration”)
(TO MEASURE ‘HEIGHT’ AND ‘WEIGHT’)
(“personal”)
(to monitor my ‘health’)
(what other supplies can i acquire to monitor my ‘health’?)
(or ’lack thereof’) –>
(‘drug tests’)
(‘breathalizers’)
(like when i showed up drunk to a ’48-hour’ court-mandated ‘alcohol education’ class in ‘passaic’ / ‘NJ’)
(‘summer 2012’)
(they never told me that i had to be completely ‘alcohol-free’ when i arrived friday night)
(‘sperm count’)
(‘testosterone levels’)
(‘night penis monitor’)
(to monitor rigidity of ‘sleep erections’)
(‘stethoscope’)
(‘blood pressure tool’)
(health risks (via ‘gene testing’))
(‘my ancestry’)
(“travel” – to find ‘size’ of my ‘Items’ for travel purposes”)
(how to open ‘trash bags’) –>
(REMOVE BAG FROM BOX)
(THEY ARE ROLLED VERTICALLY INTO CARDBOARD BOX)
(PEEL OPEN SIDE OF “TOP SMALL SPACE”)
(THEN SEPARATE CONNECTED EDGES ON “TOP SIDE” TO OPEN THE BAG)
BOX:
(CUT ‘CARDBOARD BOX’ IN ‘8 PIECES’)
(2-dimensional)
(or ‘almost’ if you observe the ‘thickness’ of the cardboard as ‘3rd dimension’)
(4 “TOP LID SIDES”)
(4 “MAIN BODY” SIDES”)
(2 “VERTICAL SIDE CREASES”)
(2 “SEALING THREADS” TO CLOSE TRASH BAG)
(AS DEPICTED BY A ‘YELLOW STRAND’ ON ‘FRONT COVER OF BOX)
(“false advertising”)
(the trash bags didn’t include the 2 ‘sealing threads’ although they were present on the ‘front cover image’ of the box)
(design a better way to label ‘big trash bags’)
(such as “stickers’ or ‘taping paper label’ to categorically clarify its ‘inventory’)
(or just eventually move to ‘ziploc’?)
(use ‘black trash bags’ to hide contents) from ‘outside observers’)
(use ‘clear trash bags’ to show contents (to expedite the ‘packup process’ when leaving the room))
(get ‘heavy-duty trash bags’ from ‘local hardware store’ when packing items that may rip through a weaker plastic bag)
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(MAKE + PLACE ‘LABEL’ ON TOP FRONT OF BAG)
(for’ ease of identification’ during the ‘packup process’)
(trim ‘plastic trash bags’ that contain smaller items to prevent the need to ‘roll up’ empty portions of the bag)
(use minimm amount of ‘plastic’ to safely seal contents of the bag)
(one of the few advantages of ‘white trash bags’ is that you can label it clearly with a black permanent marker)
(where did mine go?)
(all i’m packing now is a ‘small green sharpy’)
(make sure all ‘bag labels’ are easily observable during ‘packup process’)
(“great value!”)
(‘walmart’ symbol for ‘dirt cheap!’)
(usually on top right corner of walmart food items)
(usually a ‘walmart store brand’)
(how does ‘walmart food’ compare with other ‘brand names’?)
(are they more or less ‘equal’ in ‘quality’?)
(only ‘walmart’ is able to sell its ‘in-house generic goods’ for lower prices than ‘brand name goods’ due to ‘brand name inflation’ and the marked-up prices of ‘brand name goods’ when sold to ‘walmart’)
(use ‘food wrappers’ as ‘collage clips’)
(try to clean them as well as you can to prevent ‘rot’)
(otherwise it’ll start to ‘smell’)
(and attract ‘flies’)
(who will annoy the hell out of you until you finally spend half the day trying to kill him (/ her? / it?))
(and people (especially ‘adult moms’ and ‘women’ in general) will be naturally ‘repulsed’ at the ‘sight’ of ‘old food wrappers’)
(i assume they have ‘better sense of ‘smell’ than ‘men’)
(their instinct to shield her children from ‘diseases’ associated with ‘rotten food’)
(and ‘my mom’ in particular can usually (‘always’?) smell the lingering scent of ‘cigarette smoke’ after i smoke a cigarette)
(note ‘relative size’ and ‘location’ for ‘food wrapper cut-ups’)
“made in USA”
top left corner of al 4 vertical sides
then dump rest into trash bag
(WALMART)
(60 WHITE TRASH BAGS)
(“TALL KITCHEN BAGS”)
(“GREAT VALUE”)
(PRICE?)
(HOLDS “13 GALLONS”)
(“TALL TWIST TIE”)
(“13 GALLONS”)
(AKA “49.2 LITERS”)
(“23 3/4 INCHES” X “2 FEET 3/8 INCHES” /// 0.69 MIL)
(“12 INCHES” = “1 FOOT”)
“MIL” (AS 3RD DIMENSION?)
(or “CENTIMETERS”)
(and srange N M 3rd dimension a ‘revelation’)
(“HEIGHT” (AKA “LINE”))
(CAN YOUR HEIGHT FLUCTUATE OVER TIME?)
(EVEN SOMETHING AS SIMPLE AS “DECREASED FOOT SKIN ON BOTTOM OF FEET”)
(OR HOW MUCH “HEIGHT” YOU HAVE BY PULLING YOUR LONGEST STRAND OF HAIR UPWARD)
(HOW MUCH WEIGHT CAN ‘BODY HAIR’ ADD TO BODY?)
(OR NAILS?)
(OR TEETH?)
(OR “FOOD IN STOMACH”)
(OR “STORED SPERM”)
(OR “FLUCTUATIONS IN BLOOD / SALIVA / SWEAT SUPPLY”)
(OR INTERNAL CELL DISINTEGRATION?)
(OVER 10 TRILLION CELLS)
(HOW MUCH DOES THIS VARY OVER A LIFESPAN?)
(DECREASE OR INCREASE WITH AGE?)
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BAG 2:
*portable trash bag*
(banana peels)
(used bowls)
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BAG 6:
“portable recycling bag*
GLASS:
(starbucks glass bottles)
PAPER
ALUMINUM
GLASS
(any other items?)
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BAG 2:
“THE ESSENTIALS”
COLLAGING TOOLS:
“SCOTCH TAPE”
(12 ROLLS)
“SCOTCH TAPE DISPENSER”
“SMALL SCISSORS”
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BAG 7:
“CLIPPINGS”
USA
GREAT VALUE
BARCODES
WARNINGS
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“BAG 1”
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BAG 2:
CLEANING SUPPLIES:
“CLOROX WIPES”
“RAID INSPECT SPRAY”
“BUG REPELLENT”
“AIR FRESHENER SPRAY”
“INCENSE”
“INCENSE HOLDER”
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BAG 0:
(ZIPLOC BAGS)
(DOUBLE-SEALED)
(WALMART)
(PRICE?)
BAG 1:
“THE E
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BAG 1:
“WRITING SUPPLIES”
MARKERS:
BLACK SHARPY MARKER
GREEN SHARPY MARKER
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BAG 2:
“FOOD”
DISPOSABLE UTENSILS:
FORK
SPOON
KNIFE
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BAG 3:
USB CABLE
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BAG 3
OUTLET
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BAG 4:
special appliance port wires
“IPHONE SUPPLIES”
“AIR DUSTER” / “GUITAR STRING”
(to clear dust from ‘lightning port’)
“air duster” is ~$4 @ “walmart”
(have a few strings of varing gauges to clear dust)
(where’s the nearest music store in ‘binghamton’?)
(“ultra duster”)
(wrapped in clear plastic)
(with thin red straw for blowing)
(keep red string in maio jim case)
(or just scotch tape it to side of spray can
“BAG 2”
“CONSTRUCTION PAPER”
(WALMART)
COLORS:
“BLACK”
YELLOW
“BLUE”
ORANGE
RED
PINK
PURPLE
GREEN
BROWN
(normal notebook size paper)
POSTERBOARD
TACKS
SCOTCH TAPE
‘MODGE PODGE’
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“GUITAR STRINGS”
(‘string gauge’)
(‘girth’)
‘low E’
(54)
A
(44)
D
(32)
G
(24)
B
(16)
high E
(12)
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*EXTERNAL HARD DRIVES* (5 TOTAL) –>
#1
(need help accessing)
#2 (“dopeland”)
power cord
USB
in working order
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*ELECTRONICS*
(portable generator)
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*POWER CORDS*
*USB CORDS*
*SURGE PROTECTORS*
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*MACBOOK 2 CHARGER CABLE*
[‘2-PRONGED NEMA CONNECTOR’ / ‘USB-C’]
*96 WATTS*
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*PORTABLE SET* –>
*wired items* –>
‘computer monitor’
(2)
(power cord)
(macbook connector)
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‘macbook’
(power cord)
(HDMI cord)
(USB hub)
(to plug in ‘mouse’ / ‘preamp’)
(2 ‘3.5mm’ headphone ports)
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*focusrite*
(2)
(XLR cord)
(USB cord)
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*MICROPHONE 1*
(XLR 1)
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*MICROPHONE 2*
(XLR 2)
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*MIC STAND*
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*POP FILTER*
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(“for busking purposes…”)
(“hallelujah i’m a bum!”)
(“thanks mom!”)
(mom mutters: “you’re welcome” in secret)
(so her husband doesn’t hear)
(has the old man’s (mostly negative) opinion of me)
(or do they keep that to themselves?)
(was i ‘right’?)
(in my predictions at least)
(‘in my defense…)
(tip jar)
(cheryl bought me a neon yellow wastebasket @ bed bath beyond)
(lawrenceville NJ)
(april 2015)
(i started collaging the tip car)
(and used it to collect tips in ‘washington square park’)
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👈👈👈☜*-TRAVEL ITINERARY-* ☞ 👉👉👉
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*🌈✨ *TABLE OF CONTENTS* ✨🌷*
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*we won the war* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥