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(president/prankster reagan announces…)
“we begin bombing in 5 minutes”
(says “toastmaster general”)
(while preparing to make his weekly saturday address on national public radio)
(he was running for presidential re-election)
(unlike trump, he won)
at a sound check before the address, Reagan made the following joke to the radio technicians:
“My fellow Americans, I’m pleased to tell you today that I’ve signed legislation that will outlaw ‘russia’ forever.
“we begin bombing in ‘5 minutes’…”
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(the joke was a parody of the opening line of that day’s speech…)
“my fellow americans, I’m pleased to tell you that today I signed legislation that will allow ‘student religious groups’ to begin enjoying a right they’ve too long been denied β the freedom to meet in ‘public high schools’ during ‘non-school hours’, just as other ‘student groups’ are allowed to do”
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(the ‘microphone gaffe’ was not broadcast over the ‘air’…)
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(…but rather leaked to the ‘general populace’)
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