(matty manning’s high school graduation party)
(“mute crow”)
(he’s headed to “texas christian university”)
(again i have to travel there with my parents)
(at age 32)
(and they made me leave before 9pm)
(we got there sometime before 6pm)
(the party ends at 10pm)
(jackie didn’t send me an invitation)
(or call me)
(she communicated to me via cheryl lynn)
(i didn’t get to play any music)
(or talk to any girls)
(at least i didn’t black out)
(at least i don’t think i did)
(i was drinking vodka + selter)
(and smoking weed)
(then i stuck to stella beer from the keg)