-as of [30 MARCH 2024]–
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“halitosis” = “bad breath”
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“PALETTE CLEANSERS” –>
‘clementines’
‘pickles’
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“ALCOHOL” –>
‘vodka’
(but then you’re left with “booze breath”)
(which in many situations would be worse)
(if only for the implication that your motor skills are probably impaired at that moment)
(and you may turn on anyone at the drop of a dime)
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“FOOD” –>
‘garlic’
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“MORNING BREATH”
(which i don’t get anymore)
(just like my good ole ‘morning woods’)
(maybe i’ve just grown accustomed to my own ‘bad breath’)
*’mouth’ is exposed to less ‘oxygen’ at ‘night’*
*’mouth’ is less ‘active’ during the ‘night’*
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💕💝💖💓🖤💙🖤💙🖤💙🖤❤️💚💛🧡❣️💞💔💘❣️🧡💛💚❤️🖤💜🖤💙🖤💙🖤💗💖💝💘
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*🌈✨ *TABLE OF CONTENTS* ✨🌷*
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*we won the war* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥