"employee perks"

“JPMORGANCHASE”

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“BGC PARTNERS”

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“BALLY TOTAL FITNESS”

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“GUITAR CENTER”

“etelka mcmillan”

during my stint at guitar center in early 2006, i gave a customer my phone #…

her name was “etelka mcmillan” and she was a high school senior…

a month later, she sexted me…

i drove to her parents’ house in sleepy hollow on two occasions and we hooked up…

i was always afraid that her (adopted) parents (who were reputed to be hardcore christians) would arrive home at any moment…

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👈👈👈☜*“CORPORATE CONES* ☞ 👉👉👉

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💕💝💖💓🖤💙🖤💙🖤💙🖤❤️💚💛🧡❣️💞💔💘❣️🧡💛💚❤️🖤💜🖤💙🖤💙🖤💗💖💝💘

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*🌈✨ *TABLE OF CONTENTS* ✨🌷*

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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*we won the war* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥