(2010 “he done died” album cover:)
*THE END*
9TH STREET
(to be re-released on “new york time of day”)
choose your own adventure
(featuring liliana rose on vocals)
diamonds in the rough
grapplers
fight or flight
princess christmas
lucky orange
wishful thinking
(originally titled “wishlist”)
saint marvin
saga
dell dear
outliers (let my people go)
melville
anonymity
(originally titled “aleister”)
cobain
tag teams
silent stars
magic marker
lose + find
clairvoyance
(originally titled “kill the messenger”)
boomerang
nightfly
high hopes
phone home
(to be re-released on “phone home”)
“joga takes a tumble”
the professor taking notes and thoroughly documenting the experience…
larnald assumes ‘cheerio’ expression of surprise for several seconds before wandering off…
mad cow: (self-righteously puffs out realtor’s chest) ‘well, he never called me back…’
rolland runts crack up and throw rocks…
plain jane jess franko takes advantage of joga while he’s down, sabotaging any last-chance opportunities for premium pussy….
joseph angrily gathers up relatives with herky-jerky overwrought gesturing. ‘We’re leaving. You do what you want, kid’…
madam cheryl mirrors joseph in herky-jerky motions and lowers pitch of voice in tone of extreme disapproval/shock: “Why I cannot BELIEVE…”
champ turns chimp / goes gorilla + starts trashing jogabop headquarters (teaming up with kennifer + crowley clan in this endeavor)
DA gets picked up with girlfriends for eternal kegger at marginal warren boy’s McMansion: ‘cya!’
liliana begins performing some self-righteous folk song at the foot of the grave, fooling all into believing she was “right” all along…
a gaggle of cafe orlin waitresses flock to the scene, eagerly anticipating the carnage to come…
joga: “something got messed up…”
the old man: “yea…you!”
(no regrets!)
(accept a life as “starving artist”)
joga’s fat italian family works to destroy his entire oeuvre
(both analog + digital)
(cue *call of the wild*)
(a throng of rats descend upon a corpse)
(cue *he done died* chant)
movement from solid state –> energy
(cue *radiator ray*)
*ending in the “heat death” of the universe*
(simulation of four hypothetical conclusions for the “end of the universe”:)
BIG FREEZE
BIG RIP
BIG CRUNCH
BIG BOUNCE
BIG FREEZE:
the distribution of energy in “dopeland” finally reaches an equilibrium
(forcing all entities to grind to a contented halt)
(cue *silent stars*)
(*credits*)
(*cue “that’s life”*)
(image of sleeping members of “dopeland” juxtaposed with heat death of universe)
(“brains in jars”)
(cue solo acoustic “who knew?” refrain)
(subliminal message: “who’s next?”)
(a musical instrument built from the flesh of joga)
(bergblum and juan the terrible go to war over the remains)
(2010)
9th street
(to be re-released on “4 new york”)
choose your own adventure
(featuring liliana rose on vocals)
diamonds in the rough
grapplers
fight or flight
princess christmas
lucky orange
wishful thinking
(originally titled “wishlist”)
saint marvin
saga
dell dear
outliers (let my people go)
melville
anonymity
(originally titled “aleister”)
cobain
tag teams
silent stars
magic marker
lose + find
clairvoyance
(originally titled “kill the messenger”)
boomerang
nightfly
high hopes
phone home
(to be re-released on “phone home”)
“joga takes a tumble”
the professor taking notes and thoroughly documenting the experience…
larnald assumes ‘cheerio’ expression of surprise for several seconds before wandering off…
mad cow: (self-righteously puffs out realtor’s chest) ‘well, he never called me back…’
rolland runts crack up and throw rocks…
plain jane jess franko takes advantage of joga while he’s down, sabotaging any last-chance opportunities for premium pussy….
joseph angrily gathers up relatives with herky-jerky overwrought gesturing. ‘We’re leaving. You do what you want, kid’…
madam cheryl mirrors joseph in herky-jerky motions and lowers pitch of voice in tone of extreme disapproval/shock: “Why I cannot BELIEVE…”
champ turns chimp / goes gorilla + starts trashing jogabop headquarters (teaming up with kennifer + crowley clan in this endeavor)
DA gets picked up with girlfriends for eternal kegger at marginal warren boy’s McMansion: ‘cya!’
liliana begins performing some self-righteous folk song at the foot of the grave, fooling all into believing she was “right” all along…
a gaggle of cafe orlin waitresses flock to the scene, eagerly anticipating the carnage to come…
joga: “something got messed up…”
the old man: “yea…you!”
(no regrets!)
(accept a life as “starving artist”)
joga’s fat italian family works to destroy his entire oeuvre
(both analog + digital)
(cue *call of the wild*)
(a throng of rats descend upon a corpse)
(cue *he done died* chant)
movement from solid state –> energy
(cue *radiator ray*)
*ending in the “heat death” of the universe*
(simulation of four hypothetical conclusions for the “end of the universe”:)
BIG FREEZE
BIG RIP
BIG CRUNCH
BIG BOUNCE
BIG FREEZE:
the distribution of energy in “dopeland” finally reaches an equilibrium
(forcing all entities to grind to a contented halt)
(cue *silent stars*)
(*credits*)
(*cue “that’s life”*)
(image of sleeping members of “dopeland” juxtaposed with heat death of universe)
(“brains in jars”)
(cue solo acoustic “who knew?” refrain)
(subliminal message: “who’s next?”)
(a musical instrument built from the flesh of joga)
(bergblum and juan the terrible go to war over the remains)
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