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emma wolin was my first “hipster chick”
(in december 2010)
(and she was still a senior in high school!)
(and living in maplewood NJ)
(we met at a hipster college “open mic” party @ rutgers)
then she went to a typical hipster college:
“new college of florida”
and studying to be a hipster (“art history”)
i crave artistic approval from hipster chicks
(because they’re the sexiest chicks of all)
(anything bleepy n blippy and superficially ethnocentric these bimbette hipsters’ll surely dig!)
i’m the KING of “titty palace”!
(where emma and her hipster princess friends reside)
justabuncha teenyboppers with teddybear heads circling round a synthesizer…
(how udderly (un)profound!)
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*👨🔬🕵️♀️🙇♀️*SKETCHES*🙇♂️👩🔬🕵️♂️*
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💕💝💖💓🖤💙🖤💙🖤💙🖤❤️💚💛🧡❣️💞💔💘❣️🧡💛💚❤️🖤💜🖤💙🖤💙🖤💗💖💝💘
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*🌈✨ *TABLE OF CONTENTS* ✨🌷*
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*we won the war* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥