*CHRISTMAS* –>
“i’m jewish…i don’t celebrate….these silly things…”
“santa claus”:
“does that there look like santa claus to you?”
“no, that there’s one deeply disturbed jew…”
(*cue overbearing mother sabotaging the miracles of the messiah as he changes water to wine*)
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💕💝💖💓🖤💙🖤💙🖤💙🖤❤️💚💛🧡❣️💞💔💘❣️🧡💛💚❤️🖤💜🖤💙🖤💙🖤💗💖💝💘
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*🌈✨ *TABLE OF CONTENTS* ✨🌷*
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*we won the war* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥