“in the meantime”
(spacehog)
(A) (D Dsus2 Dmaj7 D6) (F#m) (B)
i nearly conquered the campus…
i almost conquered the whole damn campus…
DINA DEBENETTI:
“YEA BRING IT!”
*disperse the flock*!
(joga in jim jones shades over loudspeaker)
a troupe of fags begin singing:
boobies in your face
our leader’s been disgraced
(as homo ricardo and crosby mironov dance the night away)
NOW LET’S MARCH ON PARIS…
(NAZI AIRSTRIKE OF PARIS)
NOW LET’S MARCH ON PARIS…
(WEEPING FRENCHMEN CRAWLING ON THEIR KNEES)
DANCE LITTLE SISTER DANCE
SHE POPPED A BIG (OLE) BLISTER ON HER RING FINGER
BURN BIG SISTER
(CUZ SHE AIN’T NO SUPPORTER OF MINE)
NOW I’M PULLING IN RIGHT ON TIME…
(NOW LETS MARCH ON PARIS!)
i be seein it often
i proceeded with caution
quiet as a corpse in a coffin
“gregshells”
“be more funny!”
i’ll pay you a few
if you cover for me
i’ll cut him in two
if he can bring it to 3
dynamic duos were all the rage
til the fab four kicked in the door
(blame stern)
(as the working man’s first form of morning entertainment)
(the old man listens to him on his sirius XM dial)
(instead of my music)
“robin i can’t whistle…”
tell me to behave
tell me to behave
tell tell tell
(cumia: “bowling for behave!”)
“live from the compound”
(my quest 4 cumia)
(GET A DEMO CD OF “EVEREST” TO PRINCETON RADIO STATIONS)
(with the backstory)
(the old man and jimbo take a train together…)
(you bisexual or sumthin?)
(in chip voice)
(D7) (C ) (Bb)
(Am) (G) (F) (G)
little jimmy norton
come follow me
we’re hopping on a trainy to nassau county
to meet my man freddy…
(slower swing)
meet my man freddy
don’t he look harvey?
they were raised by wolves
(hoppin onna trainy…)
(leave behind the tranny…)
we’ll spend a couple nights in the penitentary…
for seeing through a busload of nubile teenies…
meet my man archibald archie…
(into “possum kingdom” by the toadies)
VERSE:
(E7 E7) x 3
(Asus4 A)
(E7 E7) x 3
(Asus4 A) x 2
CHORUS:
(F#m) (A) (E7) (G#7) (A)
(F#m) (E7)
BRIDGE:
(A) (G#7)
(A) (G#7) (C#) (F#m) (G#7) (C#) (D#) (G#7) (C#) (B)
(A)
stern announcing live broadcast of the jenner operation…
“stroking balls”
(joga launches on a drunken standup dinner routine at water + wine)
(jimbo punches joga in the face after another dig at the sport of golf)
“blame stern”
florentine and quivers
florentine and quivers
and just the thought of it be sendin me in shivers!
she won’t stop ’til the madman’s satisfied…
he won’t stop ’til those big ole boobies…
become his big ole bride…
black bride…
black pride…
black bride…
black pride…
aunt tammy
connect to my PC
while the FBI
identify my identity
he feeling’s like a gen-genocidal punk today
she just hotboxed a brand new chevrolet…
he’s busy hotwiring
he heard her on howard stern
when will he ever learn?
that the good guys never win
seems the good guys never win
so bad boy get going
it’s never too early to begin
and like the holy ghost, she’s giving him the shivers
(shiver me timbers!)