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-as of [24 APRIL 2024]–
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*monster assault*
8 fluid ounces / serving
(16 fluid ounces / can)
(200 calories)
(54g carbs / 18% daily value)
carbonated water
sucrose
glucose
citric acid
sodium citrate
(limit 3 cans per day)
(not recommended for children)
(not recommended for pregnant women)
(not recommended for people sensitive to caffeine)
(2 cans for $4 @ wawa)
13 june 2014:
the energy drinks are losing their effect…
(drinking two monsters as i blog at the library computer)
(then what?)
14 october 2014:
bought 3 monsters at the princeton CVS…they were on sale (2 for $4)…had to have the cashier ring up the discount for me…now i’m out of foodstamps money for energy drinks…
19 march 2015:
cheryl bought me a monster from CVS…drank it while updating the blog @ the mercer county library…
11 december 2014:
bought 3 monsters at the trenton bodega…will drink them all this afternoon…some young black dude was surprised that i drank that many monsters…i can go through up to 7 monsters / day…not good for the digestive system…
16 june 2014:
no more money for energy drinks…now i have no choice but to go totally straight…one more coffee before i withdraw…bought “european cap” monster drinks…one of them leaked on the walk back to CVS…
7 july 2014:
on wednesday i bought a monster energy drink at the liquor store…on thursday i bought a red bull at the gas station (and complained to the arab attendant about the $5 price)…on saturday i had a starbucks iced coffee and 3 monsters (in rapid succession) to combat alcohol withdrawal…now it’s monday and i’m starting up with 3 starbucks iced coffees and a monster…i think i should limit myself to that for the day…the coffee gives me the runs and the monsters can’t be good for the body…and i’ll soon build up tolerance and run out of money on my foodstamps card…
14 JULY 2014:
i buy monster drinks at the lawrenceville CVS…higher prices than the monsters at the trenton convenience store ($2.75 vs $2)…i make 2 trips a day…get some exercise this way…i’m up to 6-7 cans of monster a day…this is not good for my teeth (especially since i’m not brushing)…or my body in general…but it helps me get the job done…although my tolerance is rapidly building…and my foodstamps balance is rapidly depleting…
13 AUGUST 2014:
again i’m spending all my foodstamps $$$ on monster energy drinks…i think i’m gonna go through 6 of them today…even though i can’t do much (in terms of recording) after 6pm…it’ll help me on the run back to the motel…and for video editing…and if i decide to go to karaoke night in princeton (highly unlikely)…maybe i should just save them for tomorrow…i end up drinking at least 2 of them during my time at the library…helps me to write / catch up with myself…
24 SEPTEMBER 2014:
bought a monster energy drink when cheryl and i went to CVS…should’ve gotten more of them…they got me going while blogging at the library for a short time…
29 september 2014:
two monsters @ the library…
5 october 2014:
after another booze binge / withdrawal (along with cigs), i’m back on energy drinks…went through 6 monsters in 24 hours…bought another two this afternoon…maybe i’ll need more…
my teeth were stinging (from lack of regular brushing and abundance of energy drinks)
back @ room by 6pm
(after a free monster from 30 burger courtesy of crystal)
(she wants me to come friday afternoon to meet the indian owners)
(pull my hair back)
(monday @ noon for training)
(she wants to quit)
(she’s bored as hell)
i definitely have irritable bowel syndrome
(red peppers are nasty coming out)
(and coffee + monsters don’t help matters)
4 monsters (on sale for $2 each)
cigs + monsters losing their effect on me…
now what?
went into frist for a monster…they weren’t selling it…and the campus security officer (whom i didn’t recognize) asked me “you get what you need?” when i walked in and out without buying anything…probably suspected of shoplifting…
got a monster left from last night…
so i ran to the library…got 4 monsters + 2 coffees…went through the coffees and one monster at the library…
all cleaned up…wait for hair to dry and sink to clear…out of clean pants…always stink around the seat of the pants…brown stains abound…teeth are stinging…less than 4 monsters left…
no answer from roboray…decided to walk back and not shake up the 6 monsters that i bought at CVS…cough is starting to return…
drank 3 monsters…made me sick to the stomach…3 more left…2 for $4 at CVS…
tomorrow i’ll wake up late and get on my three monsters…when those wear off i go to the library…
so i’ve been video editing all day and drinking my monsters…
now i’m down to the last monster…
it’s ok outside…time to run…be ready to start working again @ 4pm…coffees instead of monster…
bought a monster @ CVS…
3 monsters and a vanilla iced coffee…
sharted my pants after the coffee and monster
now i don’t feel much better…
went back to CVS for another monster / 4 steak burritos / big mixed cheese chips bag / 4 string cheeses…
flirted with the chubby busty hispanic cashier…now she’s drinking monsters…
i picked up 4 monsters…may as well focus on video editing tonight…
i tried to keep up my stamina saturday afternoon with 3 monsters
(which i gulped down in rapid succession)
this didn’t do much
the coffee + monster gave me good energy yesterday
(when i finally got out of bed sometime ’round noon)
and then loaded up on 4 monster drinks
my monster bag was falling apart on the way back to the motel
walked for 2 iced coffees and 3 monsters @ CVS
i went through 2 iced coffees and 7 monsters yesterday
less than 4 monsters left…
(should i do another run?)
i refilled on energy drinks…went through ~7 monsters today…
two monsters and a gatorade
(for less than $6)
sugar highs are only cured by more food
DECEMBER 2005:
(i was introduced to the “monster” energy drink while working @ guitar center)
(monster Energy is an energy drink introduced by Hansen Natural Corp. (HANS) in April 2002)
The regular flavor comes in a black can with a green tear-shaped M logo.
The company is also known for supporting many extreme sports events such as BMX, Motocross, Speedway, skateboarding and snowboarding, as well aseSports.
In addition, Monster Energy promotes a number of music bands around the world, like
Asking Alexandria,
The Word Alive,
Maximum the Hormone
and Shinedown
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(there are 34 different drinks under the Monster brand in North America, including its core Monster Energy line, Java Monster, Extra Strength, Import, Rehab and Muscle Monster)
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