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*the Princeton Shopping Center is an open-air shopping mall located in ‘princeton’ (/ NJ)*
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*GIRLS* —>
ERIN
JULIA
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*ALL-PURPOSE* –>
RITE-AID
MCCAFFREY’S
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*FOOD* –>
DUNKIN DONUTS
QUIZNOS
SHANGHAI PARK
NINO’S PIZZA STAR
A TASTE OF MEXICO
“BON APETIT”
french for “good appetite”
food store in the princeton shopping center
ever since cheryl and i went there for lunch, she’s been giving me gift cards there…
i can check the balance on the card @ www.heartlandgiftcard.com
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“MAIN STREET GRILL”
(and (almost) last but most certainly not least…)
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LIQUOR:
CLARIDGE
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FITNESS:
NEW YORK SPORTS CLUB
(in new jersey!)
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HOME INTERIORS:
ONE-OF-A-KIND CONSIGNMENT GALLERY
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CLOTHING:
SIGNATURE CLEANERS + TAILORS
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MCCAFFREY’S
MCCAFFREY’S
(supermarket)
(princeton shopping center)
(irish for “son of caffrey”)
monday – saturday (7am – 9pm)
sunday (8am – 9pm)
i filled out an application for a job @ mccaffrey’s in september 2012…
i never received a response…
2 months later i asked about job opportunities but the manager told me they “weren’t hiring at the time”…
so i took a walk to the princeton shopping center during “hurricane sandy”. only mccaffrey’s (the local grocery store) was open.
i spent the last of my money on pretzels and hummus
(for less than 3 dollars)
i’ll probably go to mccaffrey’s for cigarettes @ 7am…
mama got me a $100 giftcard to mccaffrey’s…
then she got me a $50 gift-card a few weeks later…
i blazed through them…
cigarettes, energy drinks, and basic food…
i even spent over $12 on the breakfast buffet (priced by weight)…
she continues to give me $100 giftcards to mccaffrey’s…
i’ll go there for food when i feel it’s necessary…
but i’m always reluctant to eat (mostly because i want to prevent buzzkills and allow my stomach to absorb alcohol more rapidly + efficiently)…also because i don’t want to waste any time shitting on a toilet and wiping my ass…
mostly i go there for cigarettes…marlboro reds…and monster energy drinks…and mixers for my vodka…bought a carton of tropicana fruit punch @ mccaffrey’s for under $3…
i also enjoy their roast beef hoagie (although i remove the tomato)…i buy a container of egg salad to add to the sandwich…
they have a wide array of hummus:
they have a wide array of chips:
we go to mccaffrey’s for food…i buy lots of drinks and candy…and food for the week (roast beef sub / blueberry yogurts / roasted pepper hummus / sea salt potato chips / chickpeas + rice)…tried to put a $7 rotisserie chicken on the bill but the EBT card doesn’t purchase hot food…so john the drunk bought it…he also bought food for himself…he had a fruit punch gatorade at his place…
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*SHANGHAI PARK* –>
only restaurant open past 9pm on NYE…
i ordered two fried dumpling orders (12 total) for under $12
(less than a dollar a dumpling)
“god bless the ch*nks!”
NINO’S PIZZA STAR
A TASTE OF MEXICO
BON APETIT
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“MAIN STREET GRILL”
(which “main street” are they referring to in the title?)
it’s a restaurant in the middle of the princeton shopping center with an outdoor bar…
i got kicked out of the “main street grill” for being “too intoxicated”…
i don’t get it…
i went there ’round 8:30pm because i saw it was happening when i reloaded on my dip…they didn’t serve budweiser so i bought a glass of stella artois…cost me $8.50…going there forced me to clean up my act (brush teeth / wash face / etc)….i nursed my beer and talked to two middle-aged people…one of them was an old lady with big tits…worked for a plastic surgeon…the dude was a “contractor”…i couldn’t bum a cigarette for the life of me…one young couple refused me (“i only smoke weed”)…when i sang “oh! darling” at the top of my lungs, the middle-aged (moustachioed) dude warned me that the female bartender would kick me “out” (even though we were outside) because “she was in the army”…the old big-tittied bitch seemed into the old guy…she seemed like an old maid…so i made my way into the indoor bar…ordered a “sarah special”…i’m not sure what the ingredients were…sarah was an attractive young brunette bartender…her old mother was sitting a few stools down…chatted amiably with her…a bunch of drunkards were talking nonsense to my left…halfway through my drink, sarah interrupted me and told me i would “have to leave” or she’d lose her job…
she said the “drink was on the house””…
i didn’t even finish it…
i initially came in because there was a bigtittied brunette waitress working there…
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*👨🔬🕵️♀️🙇♀️*SKETCHES*🙇♂️👩🔬🕵️♂️*
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*🌈✨ *TABLE OF CONTENTS* ✨🌷*
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*we won the war* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥