“professional filmmakers”

*THE DEAD*

“DW GRIFFITH”
(’22 JANUARY 1875′ – ’23 JULY 1948′)

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“WALT DISNEY”
(‘5 DECEMBER 1901′ – ’15 DECEMBER 1966’)

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“LENI RIEFENSTAHL”
(’22 AUGUST 1902′ – ‘8 SEPTEMBER 2003’)

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“ORSON WELLES”
(‘6 MAY 1915′ – ’10 OCTOBER 1985’)

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“FEDERICO FELLINI”
(’20 JANUARY 1920′ – ’31 OCTOBER 1993′)

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“JIM HENSON”
(24 SEPTEMBER 1936′ – ’16 MAY 1990)

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*THE LIVING*

‘CARL REINER’
(born ’20 MARCH 1922′)

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‘ROMAN POLANSKI’
(born ’18 AUGUST 1933′)

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‘WOODY ALLEN’
(born ‘1 DECEMBER 1935’)

(1 december 1935)

(same year as elvis presley!)

(jewish new yorker)

(lower east side)

(father a jeweler)

(clarinet player)

(named after clarinetist woody herman)

(who was probably white)

(like my electric guitar skills?)

(has ‘bag’ of ideas)

(doesn’t throw away idea until he uses it in film/project)

(just like me!!!)

(dropped out of NYU)

(dropped out of City College)

(studied under writers?)

(like my stints at harvard?)

(1954)

(became writer for herb shriner at age 19)

(writing scripts for ‘ed sullivan’ / ‘tonight show’)

(did he book elvis presley???)

(gets married?)

(to some shrewish JAP named harlen rossen)

(becomes a stand-up comedian)

(with college groupies!)

(as documented by autograph-seekers in ‘annie hall’)

(like my live performances?)

(1966)

(gets married at age 31)

(to louise lasser)

(becomes an author)

*annie hall*

(1977)

(woody allen is 42 years old)

(diane keaton is 31 years old)

(cristy chory?)

*interiors*

(1978)

(feminine side of woody allen)

(3 sisters coping with separation of parents)

*manhattan*

(1979)

woody allen and his 17-year-old girlfriend tracy (played by mariel hemingway).

(based on real-life relationship with stacey nelkin)

(who was an extra in ‘annie hall’)

(her scene ended up on cutting room floor)

(like how in 2007 I had her but tried crawling back in 2009)

‘let’s have sex in some strange way you haven’t done with anyone else’

he crawls back to her at the end

(like my hauer)

(‘what makes life worth living?’)

(‘tracy’s face’)

(in 1980 he goes for mia farrow)

(who is 35 years old at the time)

(christine fisher?)

(soon-yi previn)

(adopted daughter of mia farrow and pianist andre previn)

(asian)

(woody allen started dating her in 1992)

(she was 22 years old)

(he probably had been molesting her all along)

scarlett johanneson (‘sexually overwhelming’)

but she’s jewish?

(i thought woody only dug aryans and asians!)

(according to michael savage, he’s a ‘self-hating jew’)

(he was married to old jewish hags in his youth)

(now he’s just going in reverse)

(*introduce with woody allenesque monologue delivered to scarlet johannesen’s tits*)

i find you unbeatably attractively

almost irresistible even

(as her tits draw closer)

it’s a struggle to resist

get me some sedatives!

(in a repeat of the ‘annie hall’ sequence where he kisses her before the end of the date)

(he sucks on scarlett johannesen’s tits before they start shooting the movie)

(how about his rendezvous with kelly kapowski?)

(he probably cast tiffani amber-thiessen after watching one too many episodes of ‘saved by the bell’)

(teaches at new school)

(with college students!)

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‘FRANCIS FORD COPPOLA’
(born ‘7 APRIL 1939’)

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‘OLIVER STONE’
(born ’15 september 1948′)

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‘MEL GIBSON’
(born ‘3 JANUARY 1956’)

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‘QUENTIN TARANTINO’
(born ’27 MARCH 1963′)

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“ALEJANDRO GONZALEZ INARRITU”
(born ’15 AUGUST 1963′)

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FILMMAKERS

DW GRIFFITH

(1875 – 1948)

The poster for D. W. Griffith’s 1913 silent film ‘Three Friends’, distributed by Biograph. Griffith began his film career with Biograph in 1908 as a screenwriter and actor, but within months became the company’s main director. His prolific output, often one new film a week, and willingness to experiment in many different genres helped the company become a major commercial success. However, Griffith left Biograph in October 1913 due to various disputes, taking many of its stars with him, and the company fell into financial difficulties. Its studios were acquired by one of its creditors, the Empire Trust Company.

DW Griffith’s legacy is permanently soiled by the KKK-sympathizing 1915 silent film ‘birth of a nation’. it was the highest-grossing film of its day (taking in over $10 million / $200 million in 2007 dollars).

it’s no different from leni riefenstahl’s ‘triumph of the will’. both are pioneering films that serve as calls to action for a nation’s majority to protect its power against ‘foreign elements’. both films are needlessly vilified in the 21st century…

ORSON WELLES

(1915 – 1985)

“CITIZEN KANE”

1941 film written by orson welles and herman jacob mankiewicz (mankawits)

herman mankiewicz
(1897 – 1953)

(a drunk jew)
(dictated the script to his teenage babysitter)
(she probably looked like christine hauer)
(and she immediately recognized that the script was about william randolph hearst)
(i’m sure he had some sort of sexual affair with her)
(and i’m sure she wasn’t jewish)

(orson welles was 26 years old)
(herman mankiewicz was 44 years old)

(herman died @ age 56)

herman’s son frank worked as presidential campaign press secretary for robert fitzgerald kennedy in 1968
(he announced his murder to reporters)

before putting himself up for hire with that other jewish historical revisionist (“ollie stone”).  stone hired him to promote his 1991 film “JFK”

the film centers around a character named “charles foster kane”
(based on powerful newspaper publisher william randolph hearst)

after graduating college in june 2005, i began spending all my money on DVDs of “classic” films.  “citizen kane” being “universally lauded” as the “greatest film of all time”.  i remember staying up on the night of my 21st birthday and watching the film in my parents’ basement.  i was thoroughly plastered.  mark blumberg was asleep on the couch.  i didn’t enjoy the film very much.

(orson welles died of a heart attack at age 70)

WALT DISNEY

LENI RIEFENSTAHL

(1902 – 2003)
(german filmmaker)

Leni Riefenstahl (can you make my films?)

FEDERICO FELLINI

(born 1920)

(italian filmmaker)

CARL REINER

(born 1922)

(jewish filmmaker)

ROMAN POLANSKI

(born 1933)

(polish filmmaker)

(the “anti leni-riefenstahl”)

(3/4 jew)

mother died at auschwitz

estranged relationship with father / stepmother

1977

intercourse / oral sex / sodomy

(he ate her out?)

(and butt-fucked her???)

13-year-old girl

he knew her mother

first he photographed her topless

(she was uncomfortable)

(agreed to a second session)

(he gave her champagne and quaaludes)

(he drank with her)

(and she went along with it so she could go home)

(at the home of jack nicholson)

(2011):

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FRANCIS FORD COPPOLA

(born 1939)

(italian-american filmmaker)

‘the godfather’ (trilogy)

JIM HENSON

(1936 – 1990)

“the muppets”
(1955)

“sesame street”
(1969)

“big bird”

an oversized cowardly bird
(with a gigantic goofy beak and yellow feathers) 

“grover”

a blue “monster”

“grover goes to kindergarten”

grover is too compliant in dealing with his new classmates…
in short, he’s a pushover…

moral of the story: 

stand up for yourself!

at the other end of the spectrum, i let my friends down when i fail to show the requisite emotion at a funeral for a friend, this one being jim henson. he made muppets for me. he built sesame street and fraggle rock. he lent his puppeteering skills to ‘return of the jedi’. by 1990 he was all ready to sell out to disney and then he died of organ failure due to infection by streptococcus pyogenes, a severe Group A streptococcal infection.  he was 54 years old. this is the year i started watching sesame street in earnest looking for ghosts…

OLIVER STONE

(born 1946)

(jewish filmmaker)

(oliver stone is wholly driven by libido according to michael douglas)
(a fellow jew)

MEL GIBSON

(born 1956)

(american filmmaker)

(mel gibson referencing ‘wetbacks’ (in reference to his employees), his russian girlfriend’s slutty outfits and fake tits, packs of niggers in search of white women)

(then he claims he will bury the gf in the rose garden!)

(and that he punched her in the face because she deserved it?)

QUENTIN TARANTINO

quentin tarantino

(born 27 march 1963)

sean as daniel devito
(“the penguin”)
financed quentin tarantino (“jersey films”)
(like tony offering HBO contact)

ALEJANDRO GONZALEZ INARRITU

(born 15 august 1963)

mexican film director

writer/director of 2015 film “birdman”

INDEPENDENT FILMMAKERS:

ADIO ASH

info@impairedfilms.com

(sent me an email about directing a music video via bandcamp)

(manhattan-based filmmaker)

(willing to work with any artist budget)

(so i fb-friended him)
(he accepted)
(and he liked my “joga” page)

CHRISTIAN GOSSSETT

(718)877-6932

(born 28 october 1988)

(black filmmaker)

(lives in the bronx)

(met him on bleecker street on independence night 2015)

(wants to film me)

(fb fan)

MATTHEW CORTELLESI

“macky”

(646-765-9515)

(born 5 november 1966)

(from ridgewood new jersey)
(graduated from vanderbilt)
(works for UNICEF)

(lives a block away from producer ric ocasek)
(on 18th street)
(he is always in the park)
(i should meet him)

3 DECEMBER 2015:

(told him i was supposed to play at burger joint last tuesday)
(he gave me thumbs up)

NOVEMBER 2015:

  • Princeton produced great stuff Come with me in January to see a great band They were jamming before that was a term Im best friends Lo faber on guitar here I recorded this in 93 Check out the jam https://youtu.be/8VDSzOvVYnk 2:45 mark  
  • November 11
  • 11/11, 8:14am JoGa BotK

26 AUGUST 2015:

hit him up on FB while in WSP…”any more ocasek sightings?”…i told him i would text him next time i was in WSP…he said he’d been looking for me…

11 JULY 2015:

he took a video me and the hula hoopers playing under the arches…
(we became fb friends)
(he shared the vid with me)

(aka “motion pictures”)

(aka “moving pictures”)

PUPPETS

CAMERAS

SOUNDMEN

XAVIER ALTAMIRANO

SET DESIGNERS

EDITORS

VIDEO SHARING

VISUALS

SKETCHES

DUMB ANGELS

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