oh ‘old saint nick’…
(your uncle’s sick)
(that’s the way it goes…i’m ‘fraid…’fraid so!)
he’s proud of you
pulverize
old saint nick
he learned real quick
mister john turnbull…
(good ole grandma skip)
running down a dream
picture your little bubble in a noble plane
ride around top country hoes
we had to really be weird
and making it home alone again…
i’ve got larnald on the brain but he won’t call back
i’ve got talkin smack
my mama made a snack
but i could never go back
do i sound suspicious
checkin with the missus
an honest person
i’ll remember what you said
better off in bed tonight alone…
my baby has rabies
i somehow let you slip…
blip blip…
we’ll call it chicken scratch
and we’ll mix it with radish…
chicken scratch…
and we’ll call it chicken shit…
in a really weird way…
then you go…
and learn the art of rejection….
and you let you pink slip show…
i woke up from the saddest dream
i was the last in line on a losing team
cuz my girls don’t compromise
spendin the weekend praying for a drunk named jed
here’s hoping he finds a bed
“i wanna dance!”
“where the white women at?”
(as trenton storms into princeton)
mere fools and certified ree-rees
the nearly seniles and wee-weinies
well-developed child
brother john tall and proud
some wear a cap some wear a shroud
some wear their hearts upon their sleeve
some choose not to believe
i don’t wanna watch…
i hope he’s OK…
headcase
get outta my headspace
down n out…
david hughes doesn’t like my tunes…
i don’t like david hughes…
i sure don’t like david hughes…
tara wouldn’t sing along…
cheap as tang…
the day daddy cursed me…
how much did it cost me?
(take them to church)
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