“saint nick” (lyrics)

oh ‘old saint nick’…

(your uncle’s sick)

(that’s the way it goes…i’m ‘fraid…’fraid so!)

he’s proud of you

pulverize

old saint nick

he learned real quick

mister john turnbull…

(good ole grandma skip)

running down a dream

picture your little bubble in a noble plane

ride around

top country hoes

we had to really be weird

and making it home alone again…

i’ve got larnald on the brain but he won’t call back

i’ve got talkin smack

my mama made a snack

but i could never go back

do i sound suspicious

checkin with the missus

an honest person

i’ll remember what you said

better off in bed tonight alone…

my baby has rabies

i somehow let you slip…

blip blip…

we’ll call it chicken scratch

and we’ll mix it with radish…

chicken scratch…

and we’ll call it chicken shit…

in a really weird way…

then you go…

and learn the art of rejection….

and you let you pink slip show…

i woke up from the saddest dream

i was the last in line on a losing team

cuz my girls don’t compromise

spendin the weekend praying for a drunk named jed

here’s hoping he finds a bed

“i wanna dance!”

“where the white women at?”

(as trenton storms into princeton)

mere fools and certified ree-rees

the nearly seniles and wee-weinies

well-developed child

brother john tall and proud

some wear a cap some wear a shroud

some wear their hearts upon their sleeve

some choose not to believe

i don’t wanna watch…

i hope he’s OK…

headcase

get outta my headspace

down n out…

david hughes doesn’t like my tunes…

i don’t like david hughes…

i sure don’t like david hughes…

tara wouldn’t sing along…

cheap as tang…

the day daddy cursed me…

how much did it cost me?

(take them to church)

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