what about bob? (lyrics)

“what about bob?”
said “what about bill”
(o fer crissakes well what about me???)

they’ll only get nice…nice…nicer…
you’ve gotta hold steady man
you’d betterĀ entice her
and slowly speed up
yea you’ve gotta improve

‘cuz as soon as those years start showing
you’d better get in the know
you’d better know where you’re going…
if we go out in style
then you’d better get ready to move

you’d better start ho ho hoing…
until your age starts showing

show her all that you know
yea get her right in the mood

until her skin starts glowing
you’d better hold steady man
and keep on going…