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“the ‘passing’ of ‘gas’…”
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-as of [2 AUGUST 2024]-
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*from latin flatus*
*a ‘blowing’ (in the) ‘wind’ / a ‘breaking’ of wind’*
*”this too shall ‘pass’…”*
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“WHAT ‘SMELLS’ LIKE ‘ASS’?!?”
“how can an ‘ass’ ‘smell’, sir?”
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*’flatulence’ is defined in the ‘medical literature’ as…
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*”flatus’ expelled ‘via ‘anus’*
(in the ‘year of our lord…)
“thanks be to god..”
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*or the “quality’ (/ ‘state’) of ‘being flatulent’*
“did i just…?”
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(defined in turn as…)
*’marked by’ (or ‘affected with’) gases generated in the ‘intestine’ or ‘stomach’, likely to cause ‘digestive flatulence’*
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(“flatus” is also the medical word for ‘gas’ generated in the ‘stomach’ or ‘b’owels’)
(despite these ‘standard definitions’, a proportion of ‘intestinal gas’ may (just) be ‘swallowed environmental air’…)
(+ hence ‘flatus’ is not totally generated in the stomach or ‘bowels’)
(the scientific study of this area of medicine is termed “flatology”)
(it is normal for ‘humans’ to pass ‘flatus’ through the ‘rectum’, although the ‘volume’ + ‘frequency’ may vary greatly between ‘individuals’)
(it is also normal for ‘intestinal gas’ passed through the ‘rectum’ to have a characteristic ‘feculent smell’, although this too may vary in ‘concentration’)
(“flatus” is brought to the ‘rectum’ by ‘specialized contractions’ of the ‘muscles’ in the ‘intestines’ + ‘colon’)
(the ‘noises’ commonly associated with ‘flatulence’ (like *blowing a ‘raspberry’*) are caused by the ‘vibration’ of ‘anal sphincters’, and occasionally by the ‘closed buttocks’)
(both the ‘noise’ + ‘smell’ associated with ‘flatus’ leaving the ‘anus’ can be sources of ’embarrassment’ (or ‘comedy’) in many ‘cultures’)
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(study ‘national personalities’ according to their collective treatment of ‘flatulence’)
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*there are 5 general ‘symptoms’ related to ‘intestinal gas’…*
*PAIN*
*BLOATING* / *ABDOMINAL DISTENSION*
*EXCESSIVE ‘FLATUS VOLUME’*
*EXCESSIVE ‘FLATUS SMELL’*
*GAS INCONTINENCE*
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(furthermore, ‘eructation’ (*an act or instance of belching” + colloquially known as ‘burping’*) is sometimes included under the topic of ‘flatulence’)
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(to get rid of the stench, always carry matches)
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*SMELLY GASES* –>
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*👨🔬🕵️♀️🙇♀️*SKETCHES*🙇♂️👩🔬🕵️♂️*
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👈👈👈☜*“WASTE MANAGEMENT”* ☞ 👉👉👉
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*🌈✨ *TABLE OF CONTENTS* ✨🌷*
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*we won the war* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥