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(secretly master golf)
(ala howard hughes)
“object: get ball into hole in the fewest number of strokes”
18 HOLES
GOLF COURSES:
NEW JERSEY:
WARRENBROOK GOLF COURSE
(warren NJ)
OHIO:
CLEARVIEW GOLF CLUB
(east canton, ohio)
“william powell”
(1916 – 2009)
due to racial segregation, powell was banned from all-white public golf courses and was rejected for a bank loan to try to build his own. with financing from two black doctors and a loan from his brother, powell bought a 78-acre dairy farm in east canton, ohio, and with his wife, marcella, did most of the landscaping by hand. two years later, in 1948, he opened the integrated clearview golf club. in 1978, he expanded the course to 18 holes and earned a national-historic-site designation in 2001.
(there’s probably still a lot of hotshot white golfers who mock this “negro course”)
(‘johannesboy’)
0 handicap = ‘scratch golfer’
18 handicap = ‘bogey golfer’
(used to measure amateur golfer’s ability)
handicap is calculated with a specific arithmetic formula that approximates how many strokes more than par a player should be able to play
in the US each officially rated golf course is described by two numbers, the course rating and the slope rating
(tiger woods to compete for fifth masters victory)
(“golf” is a club and ball sport in which players use various clubs to hit balls into a series of holes on a course in as few strokes as possible)
Golf, unlike most ball games, does not require a standardized playing area. The game is played on a course with an arranged progression of either nine or 18 holes. Each hole on the course must contain a tee box to start from, and a putting green containing the actual hole or cup. There are other standard forms of terrain in between, such as the fairway, rough, and hazards, but each hole on a course is unique in its specific layout and arrangement.
Golf is played for the lowest number of strokes by an individual, known as stroke play, or the lowest score on the most individual holes in a complete round by an individual or team, known as match play.
(stroke play is the most commonly seen format at all levels)
59 is the *magic number*
Whatever happened to David Duval?
But it’s all about WHEN you record your best golf round
The word Golf in its English form, was first mentioned in writing in 1457 on a Scottish statute of forbidden games as gouf,[2] possibly derived from the Scots word goulf (variously spelled) meaning “to strike or cuff”. This word may, in turn, be derived from the Dutch word kolf, meaning “bat”, or “club”, and the Dutch sport of the same name. The idea that “golf” is an acronym from “gentlemen only, ladies forbidden” is false—this is a folk etymology.
However, these earlier games are more accurately viewed as ancestors of golf, and the modern game as we understand it today originated and developed in Scotland: The earliest permanent golf course originated there, as did the very first written rules, the establishment of the 18-hole course, and the first golf club memberships. The first formalized tournament structures also emerged there and competitions were arranged between different Scottish cities. Over time, the modern game spread to England and the rest of the world. The oldest playing golf course in the world is The Musselburgh Old Links Golf Course.[8] Evidence has shown that golf was played here in 1672 although Mary, Queen of Scots reputedly played there in 1567.
(in 1646 King Charles I of England, whilst held captive by the Scots in Newcastle-upon-Tyne, was reported to entertain himself by playing golf in ‘Shieldfield’)
“object: get ball into hole in the fewest number of strokes”
18 HOLES
write a little letter later
funny feelingive got power in my brain
oes to show go
gshow oup at golf
i forgot
hwat was hi saying
i think abou
i forgot
what was i saying>
“what was i saying”
GOLF COURSES:
NEW JERSEY:
WARRENBROOK GOLF COURSE
(warren NJ) rapeeeeoeeeeeowiiiiiiiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyi
ithen he will die tryinh
am i crodsin ilinged tke me to the danger place
may have aa had a mess i offer o advice
woke ip one day and went insane
woke up one day o owoe is me
words unspoke n
art and religion are dangerously close
)define danger then)
mezaythayllosss
the first time i played a real golf course was at age 11. warrenbrook golf course in warren NJ. i prayed to jesus to help me succeed as i practiced with my 9-iron in the front yard. the course was right down the street from my childhood home.
i was terrible. i couldn’t even break 120. the lauermans and kenwells made me nervous and self-conscious as i teed off. maybe that’s the point of the game. to overcome self-consciousness. a “test of manhood”.
OHIO:
CLEARVIEW GOLF CLUB
(east canton, ohio)
“william powell”
down goes william pwelll
(1916 – 2009)
due to racial segregation, powell was banned from all-white public golf courses and was rejected for a bank loan to try to build his own. with financing from two black doctors and a loan from his brother, powell bought a 78-acre dairy farm in east canton, ohio, and with his wife, marcella, did most of the landscaping by hand. two years later, in 1948, he opened the integrated clearview golf club. in 1978, he expanded the course to 18 holes and earned a national-historic-site designation in 2001.
(there’s probably still a lot of hotshot white golfers who mock this “negro course”)
“MAJORS”
*MASTERS*
(second sunday of april)
*US OPEN*
(third sunday of june)
(open to any professional)
(open to any amateur with an up-to-date USGA Handicap Index not exceeding 1.4)
players (male or female) may obtain a place by being fully exempt or by competing successfully in qualifying. the field is 156 players
the first U.S. Open was played on October 4, 1895, on a nine-hole course at the Newport Country Club in Newport, Rhode Island
It was a 36-hole competition and was played in a single day. Ten professionals and one amateur entered.
The winner was a 21-year-old Englishman named Horace Rawlins, who had arrived in the U.S. in January that year to take up a position at the host club. He received $150 cash out of a prize fund of $335, plus a $50 gold medal; his club received the Open Championship Cup trophy, which was presented by the USGA.
in the beginning, the tournament was dominated by experienced British players until 1911, when John J. McDermott became the first native-born American winner.
the youngest winner of the U.S. Open is John McDermott who was 19 years 315 days old when he won in 1911
american golfers soon began to win regularly and the tournament evolved to become one of the four majors
HYPERLINK “http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willie_Anderson_%28golfer%29” \o “Willie Anderson (golfer)” Willie Anderson, HYPERLINK “http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_Jones_%28golfer%29” \o “Bobby Jones (golfer)” Bobby Jones, HYPERLINK “http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Hogan” \o “Ben Hogan” Ben Hogan and HYPERLINK “http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Nicklaus” \o “Jack Nicklaus” Jack Nicklaus hold the record for the most U.S. Open victories, with four victories each
Hale Irwin is the oldest winner of the U.S. Open: he was 45 years, 15 days old when he won in 1990
Jack Nicklaus, Lee Janzen, Tiger Woods and Jim Furyk hold the record for the lowest score over 72 holes, which is 272
Tiger Woods holds the distinction of being the most strokes under par for 72 holes, he was 12 strokes under par (−12) when he won in 2000
(mickelson perpetual second place @ US open)
2010
(graeme mcdowell wins US open @ even par)
HYPERLINK “http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_Irish” \o “Northern Irish” Northern Irish professional HYPERLINK “http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golf” \o “Golf” golfer who plays on the HYPERLINK “http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Tour” \o “European Tour” European Tour
(first Northern Irishman to accomplish the feat)
british open*
(third friday of july)
(louis oosthuvien – south african)
(wins british open 2010)
(born 1982)
(grew up under ernie els wing)
(opening day 65 / second day 67)
(runner up was lee westwood)
*PGA CHAMPIONSHIP*
(4 weeks after british open)
(‘johannesboy’)
0 handicap = ‘scratch golfer’
18 handicap = ‘bogey golfer’
(used to measure amateur golfer’s ability)
handicap is calculated with a specific arithmetic formula that approximates how many strokes more than par a player should be able to play
in the US each officially rated golf course is described by two numbers, the course rating and the slope rating
i tend to lie on scorecards
(because what’s the point of honesty?)
ray kenwell is the best golfer of the bunch
(he gave me his old golf clubs)
jim crowley is the best golfer I know
(but he didn’t make the PGA Tour)
he gave my brother and I some pointers once
his friend john turnbull gave me a few golf lessons
tiger woods is the best golfer there will ever be
I went to NIKE golf camps in summer between eighth grade + high school
(with the kenwells + brad lubeck)
i could par holes by the end of the week
(i finally broke 100)
vote:
water park or more golf?
(I wanted water park)
(the rest of the campers wanted to play more golf)
brad and i rode a small plane back from virginia
tiger woods to compete for fifth masters victory
jack nicklaus
(born 1940 in ohio)
‘golden bear’
(18 major golf championships)
tiger woods
(born 1975)
(winner of 14 majors)
athletes are so unlikeable
take tiger woods
(his old man reminds me of anthony caruso)
masters press conference 2010
(augusta national golf club)
(georgia)
his first major victory
(first tournament back since cheating on his wife)
(stripped of sponsorships)
took ambien (for insomnia) after father’s death
(used it for sexual orgies)
from a sketchy canadian doctor
knee injuries
attracted to shallow white “barbie women”
pays them for sex
cocktail waitresses
porn stars
violent fantasies (choking)
(divorcing his first wife elin)
(a swedish nanny)
(introduced by chain smoker swedish golfer jasper pavornik)
(still out fucking women)
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