“karaoke diaries” (chords)

(4:4)
(Gmajor)
(120bpm)

INTRO:

o the shape i’m in…
(couldn’t even pick up a patron)
(at the ivy inn…)

(couldn’t even throw a baseball)
(came all the way from idaho…)
(just to hear her say ‘no’…)

(couldn’t move my fingers for days…)

INTO:

(reference notes: D4 D4 D4 G4)

(G) (G Gsus2 (the) G)

to the ivy!

(bouncer eric as a castrated ree-ree version of ‘eli manning’)

(C7+6)

i can rip it up

but what’s the use?

i can stay away…

(C9)

they once dubbed thee ‘sac’…now they’ll SACrifice thee!

oh the way things are going…they’re gonna crucify me…

(G) (G Gsus2 (the) G)

to the ivy…

(C9 Csus4 C9) x 4

peeling the bark from my family tree…

oh the way things are going…they’re gonna crucify me…

(Cmaj7 Csus2 Cmaj7) (C6) (C7+6 cruc)

oh the way things are going…

(veer off nearest cliff into the intro riff for “magazine”…)

(D7) (D7sus4 blue) (D+ D Dm7 D7sus4)

little boy blue

turn up the noise

(C9 Csus4 ci C9)

under big city lights

with dangerous boys

(G) (G Gsus2 (the) G)

to the ivy…

SOLO:

(D7) (C7)

(Em Emsus4 your Em Emsus4 girls Em Emsus2 to) (Cm) (G)

mama put your cowgirls out to rest…

(bass: G (B) C (Bb A) G (B) C (E) D (C ) C (Bb) G (B) D (C ) C (Bb G) E (F# G B) C (G) G (B))

VERSE:

(1:4 motown)
(145bpm)
(Cmajor)

(C C7)

an ka …

(Fmaj7)

trine…

(G6 Gsus4)

heeby-jeebies

(E7 Am) (Am Amsus4 Am)

haven’t been laid in 88 days…

(Gdim G Gsus4 G) (Fmaj7 F6 F) (Am)

faking it too…is the truth too tough for you?

(G6 G Gsus4 G) (Fm Fmsus2 Fm7 Fm6 Fm) (C)

are you faking it too?
is the truth too tough for you?

(bass: C (Bb G E) F (A) G (B C D) E (G#) A G F (A) A (E) G F (G#) C (Bb))

anne-katrine…

i’ve got the heebie jeebies!

(as mama shakes on a robotrip)

cuz i haven’t been laid in 88 days…

are you faking it too?

is the truth too tough for you?

OUTRO:

(4:4 swing)
(Aminor / 88bpm)

(reference notes: E4 D4 C4 B3)

(G) (G6 G Gsus4 G) (Am)

diamonds never rust…

(Am) (Adim) (E7)

heroes never rest…

(Am) (B+)

thought our…

(Gsus4 G Am E7 Am)
(“sun would never set…”)

(bass: G (B) A (F#) E (G#) A (C ) B (G))

diamonds never rust…

heroes never rest…

i thought our sun would never set…

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