(mister murphy)
(we first started changing in a locker room before gym class)
(by middle school, ‘physical education’ takes on a more pronounced role)
(how i adored middle school gym class!)
(in middle school, my natural athletic abilities allowed me to dominate the field)
(in high school, everyone else just sorta grew apathetic towards physical exertion)
(it’s understandable when girls don’t want to participate in gym class)
(we should have been segregated from the beginning)
(it would’ve rendered both sexes better off)
(the boys would have competed more intensely and improved one another’s abilities…)
(and the girls would learn how to prepare food for the post-battle festivities)
(bring back ‘home economics’!)
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