*DISCONTINUTED ON ’30 JUNE 2018’*
(because trump doesn’t believe in exercise)
(they decided that the ‘private sector’ is fulfilling this role in a # of ways)
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CURL-UPS
PARTIAL CURL-UPS
SHUTTLE RUN
V-SIT REACH
ONE-MILE RUN
(QUARTER MILE FOR 6 + 7 year olds)
(HALF MILE FOR 8 + 9 year olds)
(began in 1966)
(lyndon johnson as president)
(age 6 – 17)
(commander-in-chief training his future soldiers)
begins in elementary school…
we attempted the presidential physical fitness challenge at age 9…
(and received certificates from bubba / mister mcdonald’s himself)
“now i want you all to know…”
i achieved the presidential physical fitness award freshman year…
(although i think miss gershberg was a bit “flexible” in measuring my toe touch…)
*sit-ups*
(PC term for those who couldn’t do a sit-up: ‘curl up’)
(because now we’re afraid of offending anyone!)
*do as many sit-ups as possible in one minute*
(timed sit-ups are inevitably sloppy affairs)
(quite dangerous for the poor souls forced to hold down the legs of a person who’s just had a paper-bag lunch filled with processed meats)
(ah! the daily humiliations one faces as a public school student)
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👈👈👈☜*“GYM CLASS HEROES”* ☞ 👉👉👉
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💕💝💖💓🖤💙🖤💙🖤💙🖤❤️💚💛🧡❣️💞💔💘❣️🧡💛💚❤️🖤💜🖤💙🖤💙🖤💗💖💝💘
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*🌈✨ *TABLE OF CONTENTS* ✨🌷*
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*we won the war* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥