(born 1975)
(winner of 14 majors)
athletes are so unlikeable
take tiger woods
(his old man reminds me of anthony caruso)
masters press conference 2010
(augusta national golf club)
(georgia)
his first major victory
(first tournament back since cheating on his wife)
(stripped of sponsorships)
took ambien (for insomnia) after father’s death
(used it for sexual orgies)
from a sketchy canadian doctor
knee injuries
attracted to shallow white “barbie women”
pays them for sex
cocktail waitresses
porn stars
violent fantasies (choking)
(divorcing his first wife elin)
(a swedish nanny)
(introduced by chain smoker swedish golfer jasper pavornik)
(still out fucking women)