INTRO:
(4:4)
(120bpm)
(spoken:)
tinder!
(i’m at turdy turd n turd…)
VERSE:
(4:4 swing)
(105bpm)
(Gblues)
RIFF: (D D C Bb C C Bb Bb A G A D) x 2
(D C9) (Bbmaj7 G A7 Asus4)
(bass: D C (Bb) Bb (A F) G (B) A (C# D))
VERSE:
(D C9) (C6 C)
(Bbmaj7 G A7 Asus4)
(bass: D C (Bb) Bb (A F) G (B) A (G))
you were the laurel to my hardy
the mother of my goose
(Gm7 Gm7sus4 Gm7 Gm7sus4 Gm7)
the rum in my bacardi
(G7 G7sus4 G7) x 3
the knot in my noose…
the knot in my noose…
the knot in my noose…
(INTRO RIFF x 8)
first time: (Gm Gmsus4 Gm Gmsus4 Gm Gmsus2 Gm Gmsus2 D)
second time: (D C9) (Bbmaj7 G A7 Asus4)
(bass: G (A Bb) D C (Bb) (A F) G (B) A (G))
the rum in my bacardi…
the knot in my noose…
the knot in my noose…
PART 2:
(4:4 straight)
RIFF:
(riff: G C D G G C D Bb G C D F D C# C G) x 2
(G Gsus4 G) (G Gsus4 G Gm) (C Csus2 Csus4 Csus2 Gdim C Cm)
(bass: G (Bb D) C (G) G (Bb C#) C (G))
VERSE:
(120bpm)
(G6 G) (G Gdim G) (Gdim C9 Gdim C9) (Fsus4 F Fsus2 Fmaj7 Fsus2) (Gsus2 G)
(bass: G (Bb C#) C (Bb) G (Bb C#) C (Bb G E) F (G) G)
poor phil…
(for he got carried away)
(si-si-si-sinking in the river)
(G6 G) (G Gdim G) (Gdim C9 Gdim C9)
unskilled in aquatic forays…
(Em Emsus4 Em) (A9) (Am9)
he’d already drowned as they pretended to pray…
as the ambulance came
wading in the water
kept the ambulance waiting…
(silence)
(then sirens)
(bass: G (Bb C#) C (Bb) G (Bb C#) C (Bb G) E (G B) A (G))
SOLO:
(riff 1: G C D G G C D Bb G C D F D C# C B Bb A G)
(G Gsus4 G) (G Gsus4 G Gm) (C Csus2 Csus4 Csus2 Gdim C7 C6 Cm)
(bass: G (Bb D) C (G) G (Bb C#) C (G))
(riff 2: G C D G G C D Bb G C D F D C Bb G)
(G Gsus4 G) (G Gsus4 G Gm) (C Csus2 Csus4 Csus2 C7 Cm7)
(bass: G (Bb D) C (Bb))
[(G6 G) (G Gdim G) (Gdim C9 Gdim C9) (Fsus4 F Fsus2 Fmaj7 Fsus2) (Gsus2 G)] x 2
(bass: G (Bb C#) C (Bb) G (Bb C#) C (Bb G E) F (G) G) x 2)
PART 3:
(G6 G) (G Gdim G) (Gdim C9 Gdim C9)
poor phil
though waves will whisk him away…
(Bb6) (Bb+ D7 Bb+) (Bb6) (D#m) (D#) (D#msus2 D#maj7 D#m6 D#m)
he won’t have no more to say…
definitely dunkin today…
(bass: G (Bb C#) C (Bb) G (Bb C#) C (Bb) Bb (D) D#)
VERSE:
(4:4 / 100bpm / Bbblues)
(D#msus2)
who…
(Bb Bb7 Bb6 Bb) (Bb6 Bb7 Bb6 Bb)
(D#sus4 D# D#sus2) (D#sus2) (D#m) (D+) (D#m)
(bass: D# (Bb) Bb (D) D# D D# (Bb) Bb)
castrated cuomo
not a cubano
asleep with estella
his elder hermano
(Bbm)
not a problemo…
(D+ D#m Bbm)
not a problemo…
(Bb Bb7 Bb6 Bb) (Bb6 Bb7 Bb6 Bb)
(D#sus4 D# D#sus2) (D#sus2) (D#m) (D+) (D#m)
(bass: D# (Bb) Bb (D) D# D D# (Bb) Bb)
a reasonable schizo
an uncertain psycho
an angry castrato
cradles his bible
(Bbm)
and curses his rivals….
(Bb Bb7 Bb6 Bb) (Bb6 Bb7 Bb6 Bb)
(D#sus4 D# D#sus2) (D#sus2) (D#m) (D+) (D#m)
(bass: D# (Bb) Bb (D) D# D D# (Bb) Bb)
another cubano
ricardo jambrino
a lit cigarillo
he shares with amigo
[(D#maj7 D#) (Bbm7)] x 2
(bass: D# (Bb) Bb (C# F))
the bambino…
the bambino…
(Bb Bb7 Bb6 Bb) (Bb6 Bb7 Bb6 Bb)
(D#sus4 D# D#sus2) (D#sus2) (D#m) (D+) (D#m)
(bass: D# (Bb) Bb (D) D# D D# (Bb) Bb)
too wacky to be witty
a pity he’s so pity
so skinny…so silent…so secretly violent…
(Bbm)
so silent and deadly…
(Bb Bb7 Bb6 Bb) (Bb6 Bb7 Bb6 Bb)
(D#sus4 D# D#sus2) (D#sus2) (D#m) (D+) (D#m)
(bass: D# (Bb) Bb (D) D# D D# (Bb) Bb)
a pity i’m so pretty and witty
i’m proud to be pithy
and now that you’re with me…
(D# D#sus2)
(bass: D# (Bb))
CHORUS:
(Cm9) (Csus4) (C9)
let us go up in smoke together
as we hope for impossible weather
(bass: C (Bb))
PART 3:
[(Bb Bb6 Bb Bb6) (Bbdim)] x 4
has your trust fund all gone up your nose?
have you sold off all your fancy clothes?
am i butting in on someone’s joke?
have your savings all gone up in smoke?
(F Fsus2) x 4
does the pot you piss in overflow?
(Fdim Gm7 F6 F Fsus4 F)
or are you totally loko?
(bass: Bb (G E) F (G#) G (F) F (A))
OUTRO:
[(Bb Bb6 Bb Bb6) (Bbdim)] x 12
poor phil…
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