*SEPTEMBER 2014*
(met steve)
(while i was jamming with justin)
(a white mentally-ill middle-aged parker)
(he wears a ridiculous shirt every day)
(and shouts out for “marijuana reform” and “ending child abuse”)
(he started sabotaging my busking missions)
(by approaching me and trying to play harmonica along with the song)
(when that didn’t work he started yelping)
(but he’d always try to appease me with a beer)
(or one of the skanky little joints that he carried around in his sock)
(hence the line in “quirk”:)
“a bum is yelping in despair…but he’s saving me a beer…”
(i’ve also stumbled upon himΒ shitting in public)
(i’d occasionally run into him on ‘bleecker street’)
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*SUMMER 2016*
(steve gave me a joint)
(after some old italian dude was asking me to play the guitar)
(these guys scare the girls away from my spots)
(probably intentionally)
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π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯*we won the war* π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯