(a play on “jurassic park”?)
(roleplay: variations of many “may-december scenarios”)
(teacher / student)
(nurse / old man)
(naughty teen + old pervert)
(etc)
(via ‘porn pros’)
(unwanted popups)
(for ‘swingers’ site)
(all former male porn stars fucking up-and-comers)
(schoolgirl / old man hobo)
ron jeremy
(groupie aspiring porn star / former porn star dynamic)
(jew with famously big dick)
(and long hair / receding hairline)
(he pokes fun at it himself)
teacher / student
(he pretends to know how to play baseball)
(but really sucks on her amazing natural tits)
(she is amazed by the size of his dick)
(it’s a cliché by now)
(hot cristin johnson giving him a massage)
(she greets him poolside with a passionate kiss)
(and he overanalyzes her tits like any good jew would)
(jennifer white is a jew!)
(not many jewish girls in porn!)
(or are there?)
(was that duke student jewish?)
(i read about her story enough times in my one copy of “rolling stone” i read for years in my motel bathroom)
(from sometime after february 2014)
(schoolgirl / old man suitor)
*geeky old guys*
(mister thomas)
(sasha yung)
(asian teen + rick moranis of porn?)
(like liliana?)
(decent rack / C cup)
(braces)
(lots of passionate kissing / tit sucking / dirty talk)
(gas station attendant???)
(with older man accompaniment?)
(he is asked to leave)
(girl’s bedroom)
(19 year old)
(‘thank you, I love older guys!’)
(‘my nipples are so sensitive)
(valentine’s day blonde teen treat)
(teenage girl / hauer+badyna clone)
(huge fake tits)
(blonde pigtails)
(‘britney amber’)
guy has big dick
(rick moranis)
(implant?)
(comb-over)
(which she points out to humiliate him)
(she prepares valentine’s day decorations in her bedroom)
(‘would you rather suck on these then the candy?’)
(strokes his face lovingly as he sucks her tits)
(‘ooh that feels good’)
(‘ooh you’re getting me all horny’)
(she repeats everything he says so sarcastically)
(but overall she’s real positive)
(he sucks her tits again after she sucks his dick)
(‘you’re my sexy old guy, you’ve gotta make me cum’)
(they passionately kiss as he rails her from the side)
(and he sucks her tits)
(and she licks his fingers)
(he cums all over her face + tits)
(asks her to make him lunch)
(puts rose pedals on her face)
(then worries about parents coming home)
(madison scott)
(another beautiful white girl)
(huge fake tits)
(she visits him at his house)
(to play cards?)
(his foot is broken)
(but he still works?)
(she reminds me of blair chemidlin)
(getting a smoothie)
(out to dinner with ‘the girls’)
(she hugs him hello and seems to pose for him)
(she strips for him as they play cards)
(like ‘grandpafucksteens’)
(they play ‘strip war’)
(he pulls her hair / she loves it)
(they violently fuck on his couch)
he plays with two small-tittied girls
(like mucky malcolm, likes to spend romantic days with them)
(one is really cute white girl)
(who had to take a piss)
(he meets her on hollywood boulevard)
(when he is out trolling ‘can you believe she fucked me?’)
(she goes back to his really funky bachelor pad)
(they make out and he relishes her tits)
(she’s up for ‘having fun’ with him)
(she isn’t wearing a bra)
(one is really cute hispanic girl)
(who is smoking in a playground)
(like hauers on their retreat)
(he lures her with alcohol back to his pad)
(they are holding hands on the way back)
(they immediately start making out on his couch)
(she keeps sneezing)
(like horinka: ‘you’re not so bad yourself’)
(her tits are pretty small but he sucks the hell out of them anyway)
he likes to choke out girls
he also likes outdoor treats
(unshaven out of trailer park)
(blondie with another old guy with really huge dick)
(and little-tittied asian girl)
*k-bos clones*
(bald)
(wallach?)
driving instructor
(teen barbie)
(fake-tittied bunny like madison)
(schoolgirl / old man instructor)
(that’s how she passes the exam)
(he ends up choking her out)
golf instructor
(busty asian)
(he meets her at the driving range)
(they proceed back to his/her bedroom)
(sloppy tit sucking)
(they make out)
(she has nipple rings + tattoos)
(she spits in his mouth)
(he sucks out her armpits)
(“nicole ray”)
(machine shop owner)
(she gives him striptease)
(limited tit sucking)
(foot fetish)
(boyfriend is the cameraman!)
(who has a small dick)
*shallcross clones*
(hispanic nurse)
(she gets to his dick first)
(outside)
(then he sucks her tits)
(he seems to have a thing for hispanics)
(a really hot one visits his lunch counter)
male domination + torture
(choking)
*sleazy lawyers*
blonde teengirl in trouble
(she was drunk driving)
(filmed in LA?)
(husband of brooke hunter)
(snake)
(reminds me of chris valerio + shane taylor)
(probably a jew)
(he sucks her tits with corny dialogue)
(‘you like my tits?’)
(‘what’s not to like?)
(make ‘abreast’ of the situation)
(she giggles and coos)
(before saying that it’s unfair that she’s the only one naked)
(‘because you look better than me naked’)
teenage girls taking over old man
‘my oldest fuck’
*sleazy jewish guy*
(with cristin johnson lookalike)
(jennifer white)
(all ‘barely legal / 18’ fetish)
(he’s probably paid his porno dues)
(he enthusiastically gropes her)
(and sucks her tits)
(he cornily whips his dick out in front of her)
(right after they romantically kiss)
(then he gets obnoxiously mean)
‘baby…’
(big muscular dick)
(old rich guy hiring teenage babysitter)
(in his mansion)
(he loves her natural tits)
(she seems reluctant at first but soon goes along with it)
*dirty harry*
(nick guarino)
(hitler black moustache)
(really big black dick)
(one guy is a supporter of obama)
(because he provides teen girls to entertain elderly men)
(just like in ‘weeds’!!!)
(in both instances)
(pig-tailed teens)
(blondie)
(suck on tits as they fuck them)
(‘you like sucking on my young tits?’)
father / daughter
(near an inflatable jump castle)
(amaiu liu gives him a bath)
(she has small tits)
(he in wheelchair)
(she is volunteering to help him)
(yaged clone?)
(but talks like stef)
(runs into young stud cameraman outdoors)
(‘he looks pretty helpless’)
(back at his house)
(she says she’ll ‘warm him up’)
(‘if there’s anything you don’t want me to do, you can tell me to stop!’)
(they passionately kiss)
(she giggles as he helps himself to her body)
(and her tiny tits)
(‘you’re fun!’)
(he goes nuts for her tits)
(‘why don’t you pull my skirt down?’)
(‘I’m coming back!’)
(as he fingers her from his wheelchair)
(her ass seems beat up)
(I like how she goes from giggly to passionate)
(I never knew you were so rowdy!)
(then he passionately kisses her)
(he has an asian fetish)
(asian small-tittied girl in pigtails visits him in the bathtub)
‘volume 1’
(he plays college admissions officer)
(in girl’s bedroom)
(he sucks her small tits)
(she is very pretty)
(he fucks her with a cock ring)
(he doesn’t quite kiss her)
(old man admissions officer and young student who failed her test)
(small-tittied)
(but very pretty)
(he can’t get enough of her little tits)
(‘you’re good at this’)
(‘sweet, sweet lady’)
(mike horner)
(born 1955)
(looks like familiar sitcom star)
(old man porn actor)
(bree olsen’s natural tits)
(plays a paramedic?)
(‘debbie does dishes again’?)
(2010)
(55-year-old man + 24-year-old woman)
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