“the christian bible”

(how does it differ from the ‘hebrew bible’?)

(the answer to this question is monumentally important for the future of humanity)

(the solution may very well save us)

(cross your fingers)

my body’s in heaven
surrounded by perverts
my head and my heart hurt

my soul is on earth
just a ghost in the night
lacking in feeling and sight

the modern English word Heaven is derived from the earlier (Middle English) spelling heven (attested 1159); this in turn was developed from the previous Old English form heofon.

By c. 1000, heofon was being used in reference to the Christianized “place where God dwells”, but originally, it had signified “sky, firmament”[1] (e.g. in Beowulf, c. 725).

The English term has cognates in the other Germanic languages: Old Saxon heƀan “sky, heaven”, Middle Low German heven “sky”, Old Icelandic himinn “sky, heaven”, Gothic himins; and those with a variant final -l: Old Frisian himel, himul “sky, heaven”, Old Saxon/Old High German himil, Dutch hemel, and modern German Himmel.

All of these have been derived from a reconstructed Proto-Germanic form *Hemina-.[2]

(in many languages, the word for “heaven” is the same as the word for “sky”)

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“biblical blues”

GENESIS

(first book of moses)

“in the ‘beginning’, ‘god’ created the heaven and the earth…”

“adam and eve”

CAIN AND ABEL

(the sons of adam and eve)

cain killed abel

NOAH:

(the son of lamach)
(from the book of genesis)

SHEM:

(son of noah)
(either the first or second son)

(root of the term “semitic people”)

(a man mistakes the “patriarch’s wife” as the “patriarch’s sister” and attempts to wed her himself)

ABRAHAM:

(birth name “abram”)

SODOM
(a city of faggots)

LOT

(hebrew for “veil”)

JOSEPH:

(character in the old testament)
(hebrew for “god shall add”)
(as in “more sons”)
(because rachel wanted another son from jacob after joseph was born)

his father jacob (aka “israel”) favored joseph over his other sons.  he gave him a “long coat of many colors”.  his brothers interpreted this gift as a sign that his father intended for joseph to succeed him as leader of the tribe.  joseph recounted dreams to his brothers that reinforced their suspicion (and subsequent jealousy).

(cue “the amazing technicolor dreamcoat”)

EXODUS:

LEVITICUS:

MICHAEL:

NUMBERS:

archangel
field commander of the army of god

BALAAM

a diviner from the “book of numbers”
a “non-israelite” (aka “gentile”)
he tries to curse the israelites but ends up blessing them

DEUTERONOMY:

JOSHUA:

JUDGES:

DEBORAH:

Deborah-judge


RUTH:

SAMUEL 1:

SAUL:

(first king of israel)
(1079BC – 1007BC)

DAVID:

(king of israel)
(went to war with his son)

SAMUEL 2:

KINGS 1:

KINGS 2:

CHRONICLES 1:

CHRONICLES 2:

ESDRAS

EZRA-NEHEMIAH

TOBIT

JUDITH

ESTHER

MACCABEES 1

MACCABEES 2

MACCABEES 3

PSALMS

PSALM 151

PRAYER OF MANASSEH

JOB

“book of job”

god allows satan to destroy job’s life to test his faith in god

job survives the ordeal and dies peacefully of old age

PROVERBS

ECCLESIASTES

SONG OF SOLOMON

WISDOM

SIRACH OR ECCLESIASTICUS

PSALMS OF SOLOMON

HOSEA

AMOS

MICAH

JOEL

OBADIAH

JONAH

NAHUM

HABAKKUK

ZEPHANIAH

HAGGAI

ZACHARIAH

MALACHI

ISAIAH

JEREMIAH

BARUCH

LAMENTATIONS

LETTER OF JEREMIAH

EZEKIEL

DANIEL

MACCABEES 4

MATTHEW

MARK

LUKE

JOHN

ACTS OF THE APOSTLES

EPISTLE TO THE ROMANS

FIRST EPISTLE TO THE CORINTHIANS

SECOND EPISTLE TO THE CORINTHIANS

EPISTLE TO THE GALATIANS

EPISTLE TO THE EPHESIANS

EPISTLE TO THE PHILIPPIANS

EPISTLE TO THE COLOSSIANS

FIRST EPISTLE TO THE THESSALONIANS

SECOND EPISTLE TO THE THESSALONIANS

FIRST EPISTLE TO TIMOTHY

SECOND EPISTLE TO TIMOTHY

EPISTLE TO TITUS

EPISTLE TO PHILEMON

EPISTLE TO THE HEBREWS

EPISTLE OF JAMES

FIRST EPISTLE OF PETER

SECOND EPISTLE OF PETER

FIRST EPISTLE OF JOHN

SECOND EPISTLE OF JOHN

THIRD EPISTLE OF JOHN

EPISTLE OF JUDE

REVELATION

(written by “john”)

(22:17)

and the spirit and the bride say, come.  and let him that heareth say, come.  and let him that is athirst come.  and whosoever will, let him take the water of life freely.

(who determined that it end there?)
(the “pope”?)

*looks long and hard at priest*

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