"carla"*the gold standard*

“CARLA LUNARDONI”

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(coos an immature adam sandler)
(in the same way he’d coo “anna nicole smith” on his “goat” song)

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πŸ‘ˆπŸ‘ˆπŸ‘ˆβ˜œ*β€œCARLA”* ☞ πŸ‘‰πŸ‘‰πŸ‘‰
*THE FEMALE FIRST NAME*

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πŸ’•πŸ’πŸ’–πŸ’“πŸ–€πŸ’™πŸ–€πŸ’™πŸ–€πŸ’™πŸ–€β€οΈπŸ’šπŸ’›πŸ§‘β£οΈπŸ’žπŸ’”πŸ’˜β£οΈπŸ§‘πŸ’›πŸ’šβ€οΈπŸ–€πŸ’œπŸ–€πŸ’™πŸ–€πŸ’™πŸ–€πŸ’—πŸ’–πŸ’πŸ’˜

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*🌈✨ *TABLE OF CONTENTS* ✨🌷*

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πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯*we won the war* πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯