"carla"*the gold standard*

“CARLA LUNARDONI”

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(coos an immature adam sandler)
(in the same way he’d coo “anna nicole smith” on his “goat” song)

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☜*“CARLA”* ☞
*THE FEMALE FIRST NAME*

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* *TABLE OF CONTENTS* *

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*we won the war*