“wifebeater” (lyrics)

CHORUS 1:

boom shaka laka laka
boom shaka laka laka
boom shaka laka laka boom

(i can smell her from across the room…)

VERSE 1:

she is leaving in a large balloon
(we’ll be abandoned soon…)

she takes her coffee with a dash of cream
(just like her french-pressed dream)

VERSE 2:

she is letting go of all of her friends
(we’ll never speak of them again…)

VERSE 3:

we are going through a bitter divorce

but she won’t appear in court…

so i must resort to force…

CHORUS 2:

boom shaka laka laka
boom shaka laka laka
boom shaka laka laka boom
(now i’m throwing her across the room)

OUTRO:

don’t wake the neighbors
just let me be big and bold
and cruel and cold

do yourself a favor
don’t offer resistance
and keep within distance

*SCRAPS*

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