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(the triumph of ‘sound’ (as exemplified by ‘ASMR artists’) replacing the ‘pin-up playmates’)
(and there will be ‘secret ASMR filters a person can use to attract mates)
(much like ‘breast implants’)
(the ‘spacing’ / ‘accent’ / ‘timing / ‘pronunciations’ of speech are adjusted to reach ‘maximal tingles’)
(which can either…)
*put you to sleep*
*get you aroused*
*blissfully focus on otherwise mundane (but ‘necessary’) task*
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(first encounters)
(the nordic ‘cheek kisses’ girl)
(then years later in ‘mercer county library’)
(as ‘heatherfeather’ cast a wacky ‘spell’ by blowing into our ears)
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“FIRST ANNUAL ASMR AWARDS”
(says ‘hugh hefner’ of the ‘digital era’)
(by ‘tingle strength’)
(by ‘most beautiful face’)
(by ‘biggest tits’)
(by ‘best roleplays’)
(by ‘most popular’)
(etc etc etc)
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*OUR TOP 12* –>
(in no particular order…)
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#2
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#3
*channel does not exist*
(as of ’31 january 2020′)
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#4
(re-christened as ‘miss synchronocity’)
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#5
“still at it…”
“not quite…”
“please stop…”
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#6
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#7
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#8
*TANDIVA LITTLECLOVERWHISPERS*
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#9
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#10
*broken link*
(as of ’29 december 2020′)
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#11
“CREATIVE CALM”
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#12
(“take me to your leader…”)
“heather feather…”
(“uh…OK?”)
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*ASMR ULTIMATE KISSING*
*COMPILATION PLAYLIST*
*broken link*
(as of ’29 december 2020′)
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*HONORABLE MENTIONS*
“CHEEK KISSES”
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“UNINTENTIONAL ASMR” –>
(playlist created by ‘rebmilsch’)
(“rebecca lancaster”?)
(account created ’13 november 2007′)
(created first playlist on ’28 december 2013′)
*70 VIDEOS*
(as of ’18 may 2019′)
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“AUNG SAN SUU KYI”
(female)
(video by ‘al jazeera’ )
(english edition)
(includes the fotnote…)
(‘al jazeera’ is fully funded by the ‘qatari’ government)
(i’m assuming this is assciated with ‘qatar’)
(a nation i know nothing about as of ’19 may 2019′)
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(originally posted by…)
“pure unintentional ASMR📚by I NEED TO SLEEP NOW”)
(what an absolutely bonkers title!)
(seems you can insert ’emojis’ in your ‘youtube channel title’)
“invisible british male narrator”
(‘pete yearsley’)
(author?)
(he hasn’t earned a ‘wiki page’ yet)
(‘6 hours’ / ’34 minutes’ / ‘4 seconds’)
“3 MEN ON THE ‘BUMMEL'”
(quite possibily the most utterly homo-erotic book title of all time!)
(“just a bit ‘fruity’, dont ya think?”)
(“no?)
(our equivalent ”clint eastwood’ meets ‘obama chair’ @ the ‘2012 republican convention’)
(thinly veiled racism)
(written by a dandy englishman to boot!”)
(by none other than our dear “JEROME K JEROME”)
(how’s that for ‘turning the century’?)
(“c’mon now m’boys…make mister baden-powell proud!!”)
(published in ‘1900’)
(as ‘mckinley’ ” ‘nietzsche’ lay dying on opposite side of the globe)
(5 videos are missing)
(1 deleted video)
(the resr of the videos ‘blocked in your country’)
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*🌈✨ *TABLE OF CONTENTS* ✨🌷*
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*we won the war* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥