(i bought a beer bong for $15)
(when?)
(i think it was when i was living in the ‘east village’)
(and had money to spare)
(back when i also smoked cannabis with a bong)
(whatever happened to that beer bong?)
(where can i buy a new one?)
(i remember a party with my brother at the riccio shorehouse)
(where someone poured down vodka shots into a beer bong as someone was having a go at it)
(who was the perpetrator?)
(who was the victim?)
(in any case, the victim ended up puking his guts out while everyone laughed hysterically)
(until said victim finally went into convulsions and succumbed to rapid-onset alcohol poisoning)
(the ‘good ole days’ indeed!)
(now who wants to wrestle me?)
(‘beer bongs’ should be cleaned with warm antibacterial soap between uses)
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*we won the war* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥