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*BABY BOOKS*
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*BAMBI*
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*CARE BEARS*
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“ARCHIE“
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“BUGS BUNNY” / “ROGER RABBIT”
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“ANIMANIACS“
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“MINNIE MOUSE“
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“THE LITTLE MERMAID“
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*’BEAUTY’ + THE ‘BEAST’*
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“JESSICA RABBIT“
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“ANIMATED XXX“
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*MAY-DECEMBER CARTOONS*
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“CARE BEARS”
*PICS*
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(they floated overhead + helped me get in touch with my ‘feminine side’)
(paul thought they were too feminine)
(at age 4 I loved them)
(just like I was onto the beatles before anyone else)
(I’m going to re-embrace the care bears!!!)
ARCHIE
‘young archie (bunker)’ females
(and jughead)
(blonde)
(black-hair)
(‘frank’s barbershop’)
(bazooka joe bubblegum)
(and lollipops)
(favorite of mother)
LOONEY TUNES
female skunk in ‘looney tunes’
(pepe le peu)
(is that michael pepe!)
(and she re-cast as sarah rineheimer!!!)
(and bugs bunny disguised as female)
(actually alex kenwell)
ANIMANIACS\
female in ‘animaniacs’
MINNIE MOUSE
minnie mouse
(girlfriend of mickey mouse?)
THE LITTLE MERMAID
ariel
(redhead mermaid)
(hauer!)
(‘the little mermaid’)
(with wicked ursula)
(and dark-haired prince)
(who looks like me!!!)
(i look like aladdin)
(and gaston as muscular blowhard me)
(penis on the cover in the castle?!?)
(and a single santa claus bearded father)
(and goofy friends sebastian and flipper)
(i got turned on when she kissed them both)
(and priest with a boner!)
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST
a traditional fairy tale
belle
(and chubby single inventor father)
gaston as local blowhard alpha male
JESSICA RABBIT
‘who framed roger rabbit?’
(1988)
(based on 1981 novel “who censored roger rabbit?”)
(by gary K wolf)
(who based jessica rabbit on “red” from tex avery’s “red hot riding hood”)
(who looked like lana turner)
(1921 – 1995)
(who married the jewish bandleader artie shaw @ age 19)
(they eloped after their first date)
(he was 30 years old)
(as voiced by kathleen turner)
(who’s now a butch lesbo on ‘californication’)
(HBO’s ‘entourage’ gives them props)
(my fantasy girl)
(roger rabbit symbolized the goofy (jewish) little old man who somehow charms the big-tittied bimbo (marilyn monroe archetype???)
(she is a nightclub singer)
(she also comes onto the little bald italian detective)
(as in ‘naked gun 33 1/3’)
(and kooky villain)
(christopher lloyd?)
ANIME
*JAPAN*
japanimation
(favorite of shane taylor)
anime
hentai
CARTOON PORN
cartoons: virtual reality
(“any colour you like”)
(*cue pink floyd*)
familiar cartoon characters in sexual positions
(‘junko porno’)
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“MAY-DECEMBER CARTOONS”
i (like many other red-blooded heterosexual geeks) have always been turned on by “cartoon chicks”…
1942 disney animated film “bambi”…
thumper’s doe-eyed girlfriend “miss bunny”:
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i always identified with “bambi” (despite his non-human status and feminine features)
the film introduced my lifelong fear of the death of the mother-figure
(bambi’s mother is killed by a hunter)
(the film was based on 1923 novel “bambi, a life in the woods” by austrian author felix salten)
(“alice” from the 1951 disney animated feature “alice in wonderland”)
(i (like many other red-blooded heterosexual geeks) have always been turned on by “cartoon chicks”)
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💕💝💖💓🖤💙🖤💙🖤💙🖤❤️💚💛🧡❣️💞💔💘❣️🧡💛💚❤️🖤💜🖤💙🖤💙🖤💗💖💝💘
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*🌈✨ *TABLE OF CONTENTS* ✨🌷*
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*we won the war* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥