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-as of [13 MAY 2024]–
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*COWS*
(female)
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“TYPES” –>
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*JULY 2010*
(i haven’t eaten a proper meal since 2:30pm yesterday)
(does that count as a halfway fast?)
(keep in mind that 2:30pm meal was an 8oz black angus burger)
(with healthy portions of french fries and onion rings)
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“cow”
(the most common type of large domesticated ungulates)
“BEEF”
“meat from bovines”
(especially cattle)
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“CORNED BEEF”
salt-cured beef product
loaded up on 3 corned beef + swiss wraps at wawa
(and a pizza for juan)
(and a bottled water)
(and 2 more monsters)
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VEAL
the meat of young cattle (calves)
(in contrast to the beef from older cattle)
(and two chunks of veal to be cooked on the stove?)
(is mama trying to teach me to cook?)
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*BEEF JERKY*
lean meat that has been trimmed of fat, cut into strips, and then dried to prevent spoilage
“slim jim”
4 september 2014:
ate two microwaveable beef stews / vegetarian beans / sweetened corn yesterday
9 september 2014:
ate 2 beef stews before bed…
growing gloomy outside…i walked back from the library…got beef stew microwave dinner and 2 chili and beans microwave dishes (on sale)…$47 on foodstamps card left…21 days left in the month…
i bought 3 more beef stews from CVS for tonight…
ate a beef ramen noodle pack in a paper bowl…
uncooked beef stew…the plastic cup fell apart in the microwave…
bought a 12-pack of natty ice…
woke up at 1pm…
ate 2 chili bowls and the beef stew…
because i had reached my productive limit for the day…
spilled the chili on my khakis…
now i’m out of pants…god forbid i have a decent table to eat on…i can’t remember what that was like…i’m so used to eating meals in front of my computer…drizzly outside…some black dude was referencing how “molly’s boyfriend looks like jesus”…
ate my two beef stews (and dipped bread into the sauce)…then more peanut butter / cranberry / matzah to munch on…
ate my two beef stews
two beef chilis and can of baked beans
ate two beef chili meals and then slept until before 9pm…
3 burritos / two meatball lean pockets / snickers peanut butter bar / mixed cheese chips / two beef stews
but i still feel like shit…
must be the 12 white castle burgers (and beef stew)
then i ate beef ravioli / sesame bagel / sweet roll
went to bed before midnight…but again awoke in the middle of the night…ate my beef tips and mashed potatoes microwave dinner…
lunch at jersey mike’s sub next door…i got giant roast beef sub with BBQ baked chips + fruit punch gatorade…saw a tutoring office in the shopping center…i should apply…
(and cole slaw on my roast beef sandwich!?!?)
(NO!)
(lots of fatty meats)
(meatballs / roast beef / salmon)
and another roast beef / jack cheese sandwich on hard roll
joseph making me sickly whole wheat rye sandwiches with white provolone cheese roast beef and turkey (tightly wrapped in plastic)
(also roast beef panini and lasagna in fridge)
(joseph took roast beef panini)
spent over $7 on beef jerky, buttered roll, peanut mnms
(he made me a big plate of sausage / beef lasagna / ramen noodles)
(and then he ended up eating it himself after we polished off the bottle of black velvet)
(hamburger beef was another common thread)
(i ate a salad with a dirty fork made by shawn)
(with hamburger beef / sausage / lettuce / grated parmesan cheese / hazelnuts / onions at around 8pm)
now i’m drinking my roommates’ tiny bottles of gatorade
(as well as their beef + broccoli, poundcake, and pie aya)
i’m pigging out on food
ate 2 burritos
(bean + cheese burrito / beef + beans burrito)
ate roast beef sandwich and a bean burrito
(cheeseburger on whole wheat roll / teriyaki chicken + rice / beef burrito)
ate more food
mac + cheese / 2 beefaronis / lasagna
i ate a roast beef sandwich
(with onions and some sauce)
skirt steak, avocado salad (i don’t like avocados despite everyone else), sweet potatoes
succumbed to food
after pigging out on lasagna (with sausage) / chips + salsa / microwave cheesesteak
now i feel gross
gave into food
after eating a cheesesteak @ lenny’s (for over $12) and grape soda
mama will pick me up 5pm and cook me dinner
(steak and potatoes)
(not exactly my favorite meal unless it is from a restaurant)
(i requested meat lasagna or cheeseburgers)
(i need to be back at bally by 8pm)
(scuba also offered tuna sandwich and microwave pizza)
i hadn’t eaten all day so i decided to pig out
2 cheeseburgers / steak + cheese burrito
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*👨🔬🕵️♀️🙇♀️*SKETCHES*🙇♂️👩🔬🕵️♂️*
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