(‘john bonham’ is to ‘carmine appice’…)
(…as ‘joe walsh’ is to ‘george harrison’)
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(‘carmine appice’ is to ‘john bonham’ as…)
((from) jon bonham’s rock bottom)
(“o yea? what about ’em?)
(“referee’s position’)
(a ‘top’ and ”bottom’)
(wrestling terminology is infused with glorification of male)
“do you know this man?
“and you’re friends with him?”
*cue ‘carrot booty’*
(led zeppelin / vanilla fudge)
(eagles / beatles)
“the beatles”
(‘greatest story ever told”)
(albeit with a ‘heavy’ and some would even call ‘vaguely eerie’ and ‘uncertain ending’)
(as “jesus” is ‘worst’ (meaning most ‘most “unfair”) story)
(in that the ‘perfect man’ is tortured + executed by his own people)
(due to the jealousy of surrounding males)
(the jewish ‘sanhedrin”)
(either ’23’ or ’71’ rabbis)
“the pharisees?”
please!
(no scarier than the ‘ku klux klan”!)
(aka “the KKK”)
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👈👈👈☜*“DINOSAURS”* ☞ 👉👉👉
“ODE TO CLASSIC ROCK”
(sure beats ‘grecian urns’!)
(so says ‘gene simmons’)
(“flat on his ass…”)
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💕💝💖💓🖤💙🖤💙🖤💙🖤❤️💚💛🧡❣️💞💔💘❣️🧡💛💚❤️🖤💜🖤💙🖤💙🖤💗💖💝💘
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*🌈✨ *TABLE OF CONTENTS* ✨🌷*
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥*we won the war* 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥